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    Jon tries to force the Spiral to send him back, but the Sprial's corridors never twist things quite the way you want them to. Back in 1996, Elias has no idea why or how the Eye made such a powerful Avatar out of an 8 year old, especially when said 8 year old doesn't actually know he has any powers at all. Clearly such a child cannot be left outside the Institute's care.

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    08 Jan 2022

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    - TommyInnit's Guide To Being A (highly successful) Wingman: main fic, Tommy POV

    - Help Girl: A Guide to Not Falling In Love With Your (extremely persistent) Arch-Nemesis: companion fic, Techno POV

    - Guide Me To My Bed (where i shall rest): what-if oneshot, non canon, multiple POV

    - Half Lies And Guiding Touches: Dream POV of TGTBAW chapter 14

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    02 Nov 2021

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    “I uh,” Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. “I think your powers are broken? It’s not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don’t feel insecure. Everyone’s power stop working sometimes… I think.” 

    Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen?

    “Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes,” Tommy hisses, “Well um,” He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, “This was like super fun, but I’m - I’mma head out.”

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    in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing.

    or or,

    a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.

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    18 Jul 2021

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    Technoblade slowly dragged his fingers along the spines of his books, carefully reading each title.

    The Art Of War!

    Technoblade snorted softly. He'd read Sun Tzu's The Art of War front to back so many times he has the entire thing memorized

    "I suppose I could read it again," Technoblade mused, hand drifting towards where he knows the novel was located.

    YES!

    Technoblade's lips twitched into a small small at the voices happy cheer. His fingers were moments away from closing around the well loved book when he stilled, ears flicking to attention. His entire body tensed as he suddenly became hyper aware of every sound in his house.

    The fireplace crackled gently, the wind gently sung outside, his heart pounded in his ears, and- there.

    A muffled cry of distress.


    Techno finds Tommy curled up below his basement, starving and covered in injuries and flinching at the smallest of movements, and he is furious. As Technoblade tries his hardest to help Tommy heal, Phil finds himself struggling to cope with his failures as a father, and the rest of the SMP is forced to confront the consequences of their actions. At least Ghostbur has plenty of blue to go around?

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    15 Jul 2021

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    Bruce's habit of collecting strays is not limited by dimension.

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    When Young Justice Batman comes across an angsty, seemingly abandoned by his Batman Tim Drake, he decides to step up to the plate and parent the crap out of him.

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    11 Jun 2021