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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    in which michael and alex get married out of high school
    (title: readiness is all by atta boy)

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    24 Jan 2022

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    Michael stares at Kyle. “But I’m a guy! How can I be pregnant?”

    Kyle looks embarrassed. “Well, you appear to have a fully functioning set of female reproductive organs—or, I mean, like, the kind of reproductive organs that are associated with a double X-chromosome in humans, so I’d assume that you probably became pregnant when semen was introduced into your reproductive tract—”

    “Jesus Christ, Kyle!” says Michael. He could have happily lived the rest of his life without ever hearing Kyle Valenti say the words “semen” and “reproductive tract.”

    Kyle’s eyes widen. “Have you been having unprotected sex?”

    “Oh my God, I am not having this conversation with you!”

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    23 Jan 2022

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    A heavy-handed Destiny deems Geralt of Rivia slow on the uptake & Ciri unclaimed as a result. However, the White Wolf wasn’t the only Witcher who claimed Law of Surprise in Cintra. By the time Jaskier follows the tugging of his heart back to the kingdom, Ciri is eagerly awaiting both of her fathers.

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    "Papa!" The little girl's voice was heightened, almost breathless in her excitement. She wriggled free of Calanthe's arms and raced towards Jaskier. He braced himself as the toddler slammed into his legs, wrapping them tight before stepping back and reaching her arms up to him. "Papa, up," she demanded. "Up!"

    Jaskier obeyed without thinking, hoisting Princess Cirilla into his arms and smiling when she lightly smacked his cheeks with open palms "Papa!"

    "I'm sorry?" Jaskier told her directly. "I don't understand."

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    22 Jan 2022

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    The first time Jaskier had shifted he’d been just a baby. He didn’t remember it but his nurse had regaled him with the story many times. It was one of his favourites. Viscount and Lady Lettenhove had never discovered where little baby Julian’s magic had come from. All his parents knew was that one morning they’d went to visit their darling little baby and found a small russet wolf pup with startling cornflower blue eyes where there should have been a human child. 

    Or a shifter!Jaskier Geraskier AU

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    21 Jan 2022

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    Jaskier’s been pretending to be human for so long now that he hardly remembers what it feels like to be a sorcerer. He doesn’t want to remember what it feels like to be a sorcerer. But people still murmur his name with reverence in certain dim halls; Dandelion, Dandelion, destroyer of worlds. 

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    19 Jan 2022