CoffeinAndTeeinIsTheSameThing



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    Your wriggling day is in three days, and while you normally celebrate this event with the apathy it deserves, this particular sweep is different. That’s because it will be your eighth sweep, and it happens to coincide with the arrival of the imperial drones. This is a milestone that every troll looks forward to with a heady combination of excitement and terror. For most trolls, when they reach their eighth sweep, they become adults.

    Not you.

    When you reach your eighth sweep, you will die.

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    Newternia's streets are merciless, especially if you happen to be a hard-boiled human Detective on your first case with a crazy Legislacerator.

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    Clarke Griffin and Bellamy Blake are sleeping together.

    (aka ROCK BAND AU)

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    When Naruto is five, he's gutted by a drunken civilian and presumed dead.

    Six months later a girl with ash pale hair and dark blue eyes enters the Academy.

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    Kakashi is being trolled. He doesn’t know how that can be, but he knows with utmost certainty that he’s being trolled somehow.

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    Kakashi gets saddled with the cheekiest little brats ever and wonders if it's too late to become a missing nin.

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