CodenameCarrot

A green bath with a mortician window; a lady is facing away fom the viewer, naked except for a cloth slug low around her hips. Perhaps she'll enter the bath, perhaps she's just an attendant, preparing the room for a future bather.



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    “I think I’m ready to date again,” Steve said.

    “What,” Natasha said.

    “What?” Clint said, lowering his binoculars. He blinked at the dumbstruck look on the Captain’s face, then followed his gaze to where he was staring dopily at—at the Winter fucking Soldier.

    “Steve, no,” Clint groaned.

    Or: Steve courts the Winter Soldier.

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    02 Apr 2020

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    A one part humor, one part crack, and one part love.


    Widow: Whatever you’re thinking, stop

    Widow: I reiterate, stop

    Widow: The Winter Soldier does not want to be your boyfriend

    Cap: That’s quitter talk

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    Jack and Nathan are trapped in a room with a guy who says he's the Fairy Shoe Person. So, it's a typical day in Eureka, really.

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    22 Mar 2020

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    In which Jarvis throws an "accidental" dance party and supplies dinner afterwards.

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    29 Feb 2020

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    The one with the instant pot butter chicken recipe.

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    In which Crowley accidentally gets himself pregnant, and Aziraphale won't stop being supportive.

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    27 Dec 2019

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    A really poignant (funny and sexy) snippet form Crowley’s point of view.

    Also, seconding the Idiots in Love tag.


    Crowley had spent a few frustrating months since the world didn't end trying to think up increasingly elaborate scenarios to make the angel visit more often, but had mostly come up blank. If he'd known the answer all along had been 'get self pregnant,' he would have done it ages ago. That's not even an exaggeration, he would have done it in a second.

  5. Rec 89

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    Crowley missed a rather important memo on the mechanics of species proliferation. Short, silly fluff.

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    21 Nov 2019

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    They share one braincell, and Aziraphale was using it when they loaded the ark.


    "Crawly," he says, somewhere between disbelief and a rather unangelic delight, "you do know why he had two of everything, don't you?"

    Crawly shifts defensively in his seat.

    "Assumed it was one of those daft instructions sent down from on high, you know, one Ark, two of each animal, three of each kind of fruit, whatever—"

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