CodenameCarrot

A green bath with a mortician window; a lady is facing away fom the viewer, naked except for a cloth slug low around her hips. Perhaps she'll enter the bath, perhaps she's just an attendant, preparing the room for a future bather.



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    This series is complete as-is. More works may be added in the future.


    This is a mostly-MCU universe assumes that Tony Stark attended MIT from 1981 to 1986. Building 20 still stood, and the crack epidemic was going strong in the industrial area and housing projects abutting the North-East edge of campus. MIT was - and remains - an institution like no other, and this story tries to introduce it to us through Tony's eyes.


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    Din goes searching for information on the Jedi named Luke Skywalker. His lead takes him back to Tatooine and to a shady info broker in a dead-end farmer town who claims he has exactly what Din is looking for.

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    23 May 2021

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    dune sea cowboys by StupidFatPenguin

    Din goes looking for information on Luke, ends up with Luke’s amateur porn. (The first half of this story is the setup, the second half is the jokeporn).


    He sets the holoprojector on the table and flicks it on. Luke Skywalker’s face flows into existence; the details of the holo has already become familiar to him.

    Something akin to recognition flashes across Cobb’s face, and then, realization.

    “Huh,” he hums, gaze shifting from the holo to Din, considering. “I hadn’t pegged you for the type to be hunting down Dune Sea cowboys.”

    “Can you help?” Din presses, hopeful. “I’m looking for anything.”

    Cobb swallows another mouthful of spotchka (four glasses now, he notes), and bites his lip, thinking. Then he grins, reaches around and claps Din’s armoured shoulder and leans in, a conspiring glint in his eyes.

    “Well, as a fellow man of good taste—and your good friend—I will let you in on a little supply secret. I know exactly the guy who has what you’re looking for. He is a primary source, the real thing. He’s got a whole collection at his disposal.”

    “You are the one I trust.”

    Cobb winks, waving away Din’s cynic remark. “And I, the man you trust, am telling you to trust me on this one. We’re talking quality material, satisfaction guaranteed—you know what I mean.”

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    Han Solo was trying to rescue her Royal Annoyingness from the Death Star when he runs smack into Vader's kid. Naturally he does the logical thing and takes him hostage. This is where the story starts.
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    Luke just wanted to get some snacks when he ran into a Wookie, a Princess and a Space Pirate. The day's pretty much downhill from there.

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    24 Apr 2021

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    This one is an exceptionally well written tearjerker; I was crying steadily right up until the epilogues. There’s a reason it’s near the top of the list if you search any of it’s tags. The author manages to capture Luke as the caring cinnamon roll we all know and love despite a cold cruel galaxy with the twin suns of Tatooine drawn upon the walls.


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    Set after CAWS. Bucky finds a baby.

    (That's it. That's the fic.)

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    Chapter by Chapter by Chaya

    Another Bucky brings home a baby fic. Overall a smooth read that goes down easy.


    Pepper begins nudging Tony's arm and does not stop, looking at something Tony can not see.

    "I have to go. The head of the company needs something and also I'm tired of talking about this." Tony hangs up. "What?"

    "Look," Pepper whispers.

    Off to the side of the cookout, safely away from the grill, Todd is standing on wobbling feet with the help of one tiny hand wrapped around a bar of the baby gate. His face is contorted in concentration as he mumbles under his breath, staring at the picnic table:

    "Bug-ee." He's getting increasingly louder. "Bug-ee. Bug-eeeeeeee."

    Tony's eyes widen. "Oh my God."

    "Get your phone out."

    Tony does. He sets it to video while Pepper gestures frantically for Steve and Bucky's attention - they're having some quiet conversation over at the table, but it can't possibly be more important.

    "Buh. Bug-ee."

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    “Gone to a Child of the Watch, the Darksaber has,” Grand Master Yoda announces in his creaky little voice. “Peace, there is not, and yet peace, there must be.”

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    staring down the barrel of the hot sun by magneticwave

    In a universe where the Clone Wars ended differently, things remain remarkably similar. For example, Luke is a clueless cinnamon roll with a bad habit of attracting impossible situations, sith, force sensitive toddlers, and their Mandolorian dads.


    “The little one still sleeps?” he asks quietly, looking down at Grogu with a fond twitch to the corner of his mouth.

    “He woke up to eat,” Luke says. “To be honest, it raised a lot of uncomfortable questions for me about Grand Master Yoda. Do you think they’re actually their planet’s apex predator?”

    “I’ve suspected as such for a while,” Master Kenobi tells him. His eyes are twinkling mischievously. “During the Clone Wars, the Grand Master was deployed to the front for a number of months and the frog population in the Room of a Thousand Fountains apparently became quite untenable.”