CodenameCarrot

A green bath with a mortician window; a lady is facing away fom the viewer, naked except for a cloth slug low around her hips. Perhaps she'll enter the bath, perhaps she's just an attendant, preparing the room for a future bather.



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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Steve Rogers can schmooze, he just doesn't like to. When Fury sends him to woo a Senator into funding SHIELD's R&D, Tony takes... exception.

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    07 Apr 2018

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    A trifecta can have 4 parts, right? (The one in which SHIELD is whoring out Captain America to congresscritters for R&D funds)


    “I’m not stupid,” Steve rebuked, “Or naive. And he wouldn’t be my first senator I’ve asked for money.”

    “This is hardly bullets in the barrel of your best guy’s gun.”

    “Oh for fuck’s sake,” Steve groaned, “Please never say that again. How do you even know that?”

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Four times Pepper had to bail Tony out of jail and the one time she left him there.

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  3. Rec 39

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    Tony Stark and Betty Ross have been friends since they were nine, and friends with benefits since they were fifteen.

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    18 Mar 2018

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    Friendship fic.


    "I'm Tony [...] My dad said your dad's a prick."

    She gave him a suspicious look. "Tony Stark?"

    "That's me."

    "My dad said to stay away from you, ‘cause you'd corrupt me."

    Tony nodded gravely. He understood parents. "Let's be best friends," he said.

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Eve knows Martha Jones is no more a doctor than Eve is a secretary.

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  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Not quite five encounters between Faith and Avengers.

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    11 Mar 2018

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    Short, sweet and in-character for all involved.


    She’d dealt with three out of four vamps before settling back to watch the green guy work. She wasn’t too worried – she was pretty sure dude could take care of himself well enough that she didn’t have to worry about a vampiric green rage monster.

    He did seem a little puzzled about why the vamp kept getting back up, though. Faith was trying not to laugh by the third time. She’d never seen a vamp look punch-drunk before.

    “Dude, take his head off,” she called, deciding she’d better call it before the green guy got too frustrated.