CodenameCarrot

A green bath with a mortician window; a lady is facing away fom the viewer, naked except for a cloth slug low around her hips. Perhaps she'll enter the bath, perhaps she's just an attendant, preparing the room for a future bather.



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  1. Rec 15

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    Random drabbles from my tumblr.

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    Chap 9 - Jarvis Learns (Tony/Pepper/Jarvis) - There's a memory hidden deep inside Vision's memory banks.
    Chap 10 - He Thinks (Tony Stark) - random au scene for a fic I'll never write

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    08 Jul 2020

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    Chapter 9

    The one where JARVIS assumes [his] gender and falls into bed (and love) with his people.


    Jarvis can pinpoint it all down to the exact millisecond. Pepper's hand slides down over the silver shoulder plate as she takes her heels off, using him for balance. Jarvis thinks 'him', and he buries a string of code that wishes he could feel the slide of her fingers.

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Heaven, Hell, and a prisoner exchange.

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    23 Jun 2020

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  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    “Whatever you’ve done we can deal with it together, but you’ve gotta talk to me. I can't help if I don’t know what’s going on.” Peter hesitated. When Tony spoke again his tone was soft. “You know you can tell me anything, Pete.”

    There was a pause.

    “It’s MJ.”

    Tony was confused, but remained silent, not wanting to spook Peter before he said more. Had the pair broken up? If that were the case, why would Peter be worried about Tony being disappointed? He couldn’t see why anything to do with MJ would have Peter in such a state, unless…

    “She’s pregnant,” Peter choked out.

    Or, how will MJ and Peter deal with the prospect of becoming teen parents? For Peter, family means everything. But, what happens when MJ doesn't feel the same?

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    21 Jun 2020

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    ...as you would have them do unto you.

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    A story in which the Rogue Avengers learn to never bet against the house, because they won't like how she makes them pay for their sins.

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  5. Rec 39

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    “Absolutely, unequivocally no, you’re not getting a Bentley. Of all the vintage cars in the world, did you have to break into that one?”
    “At least ask him where he got it,” says Bond, cajoling.
    “He made a pact with the devil,” says Q. “Which you cannot do, as I believe you are already spoken for.”

     

    In which Wensleydale and Pepper grow up and join MI6 so they can continue saving the world. One becomes the youngest Quartermaster in history. The other shoots James Bond.

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    14 Jun 2020

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    One of those stories where you wish it would have gone on longer. But like most traditional novels and movies, it ends with a wedding.


    The machine whirrs and presents [Q] with a perfectly halved avocado, seed neatly removed.

    “This is the single most millennial thing I have ever seen,” says Bond.