CluelessCrumpet



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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    It all starts with a Starbucks coffee machine and two cups of coffee

    Inspired by jadeisqueenofwinter's submission to the mugglebornheadcanon blog

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    31 May 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    "History books will say that the person who started it was a muggle born witch named Eileen Townshend. They will say that she was a Hufflepuff with average grades who was denied a job at the Ministry of Magic and put up a fuss claiming discrimination based on blood status. They will report that she had to be escorted out by three aurors and forcibly removed from muggle London to Diagon Alley before she broke the Statute of Secrecy in her anger. Some will even mention that her complaints were not unwarranted.

    This is not about history. The story, the true story, goes like this."

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    28 May 2019

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    “You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I never even finished seventh year. Between everything, I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”

    “Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said, dryly.

    Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

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    22 May 2019

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    13 Apr 2019