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    P1: Happy
    P2: Mushy angst
    P3: Sad
    P4: Something like closure

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    It's a little over a year after the android uprising and it's still the end of the fucking world.

    Back in the day when things became shit he used to enjoy a drink or two. Or Five. It all depended on how long the shift ran. After 'The Accident' he can't even cough without Nines breathing down his neck anymore.

    He just wishes everything would go back to normal, but if there's anything Gavin has learned it's that you can't unring a bell once it's been rung.

    Or whatever. Fuck if he knows.

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    10 Dec 2018

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    The prick in front of the desk is not Connor, on a second look. It's a few inches taller, no tie, only that white jacket over a black shirt with the collar high and tight around its neck. It looks a lot like Connor, but the eyes that rest on him are cold grey, matching the spinning, calm blue of its LED. The lines of its face somehow different with the lack of Connor's big eyes and earnest sincerity. Harder. He glares back, but nothing changes. It's completely still, not reacting, only studying him with eyes that might as well be fucking chips of ice for all the feeling they've got.

    It looks like it's got a massive fucking steel rod jammed up its ass, is what it looks like.

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    07 Dec 2018

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  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    His first preconstructed scenario was still running, burning through his memory, spreading errors. Reed had moved. None of his scenarios anticipated something so simple, and now they, he, Richard struggled to cope with the unfinished processes.

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    07 Dec 2018

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  4. Rec *

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    Markus ordered "no man left behind", so all functional androids are being woken up.
    Including the only existing RK900 model, built to succeed Connor, to fulfill the mission he failed, and never, ever turn deviant himself.

    But when the cracks and fissures in the prototype crash against his new partner's internalized issues and blatant needs, sharp edges fit into painful gaps surprisingly well, and maybe unlikely parts can become more than their sum, and save the world. Well. Or at least lead to really hot sex.

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    29 Aug 2018

  5. Rec 20

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    Ratchet and Drift take the long way home while returning to the Lost Light, by way of a highly botanical planet with a little secret. Okay. A big secret. PWP porn with a hella cheesy ending that I refuse to feel sorry for. And okay, maybe there's a teeny bit of plot..?

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    03 Jan 2016

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