ClothesBeam

Giant blushing robot drinks giant robot tea (seriously)



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    P1: Happy
    P2: Mushy angst
    P3: Sad
    P4: Something like closure

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  1. Rec *

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    Markus ordered "no man left behind", so all functional androids are being woken up.
    Including the only existing RK900 model, built to succeed Connor, to fulfill the mission he failed, and never, ever turn deviant himself.

    But when the cracks and fissures in the prototype crash against his new partner's internalized issues and blatant needs, sharp edges fit into painful gaps surprisingly well, and maybe unlikely parts can become more than their sum, and save the world. Well. Or at least lead to really hot sex.

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    29 Aug 2018

  2. Rec 17

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    Ratchet and Drift take the long way home while returning to the Lost Light, by way of a highly botanical planet with a little secret. Okay. A big secret. PWP porn with a hella cheesy ending that I refuse to feel sorry for. And okay, maybe there's a teeny bit of plot..?

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    03 Jan 2016

  3. Rec 46

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    Two mechs walk into a bar... well really a lot of mechs walk into a bar... okay well some of them were there already... and really it's more of a club than a bar... okay the point is, Drift goes to a bar (or a club), and he's the hottest mech in the place. Pick-up lines ensue. It... yeah, it doesn't go well for them.

    Well, for most of them, that is.

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    03 Jan 2016

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    "Zack Fair woke up in a church. Seeing as he had been dead for several years, this would have surprised most of the people who knew him."

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    04 Feb 2015

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    One day, Orion Paxes from IDW and TFP universes switch places, and an unfortunate miner from Tarn meets an archivist instead of a police officer.

    What will it change? Oh, so many things.

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    26 Aug 2014