ClothesBeam

Giant blushing robot drinks giant robot tea (seriously)



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    P1: Happy
    P2: Mushy angst
    P3: Sad
    P4: Something like closure

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  1. Rec 17

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    Ratchet and Drift take the long way home while returning to the Lost Light, by way of a highly botanical planet with a little secret. Okay. A big secret. PWP porn with a hella cheesy ending that I refuse to feel sorry for. And okay, maybe there's a teeny bit of plot..?

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    03 Jan 2016

  2. Rec 45

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    Two mechs walk into a bar... well really a lot of mechs walk into a bar... okay well some of them were there already... and really it's more of a club than a bar... okay the point is, Drift goes to a bar (or a club), and he's the hottest mech in the place. Pick-up lines ensue. It... yeah, it doesn't go well for them.

    Well, for most of them, that is.

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    03 Jan 2016

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    "Zack Fair woke up in a church. Seeing as he had been dead for several years, this would have surprised most of the people who knew him."

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    04 Feb 2015

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    One day, Orion Paxes from IDW and TFP universes switch places, and an unfortunate miner from Tarn meets an archivist instead of a police officer.

    What will it change? Oh, so many things.

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    26 Aug 2014