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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Crowley tells Aziraphale a bedtime story. It, rather predictably, goes way off the rails.
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    Crowley tells a story in which a dashing hero saves the world with the help of a handsome Prince. Along the way, the Prince turns into a dragon when anyone tries to borrow anything from his castle, the hero's faithful steed is lost, an evil salamander is defeated with a magical potion we forgot to foreshadow, and the kingdom is saved.

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    06 Jun 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Crowley pops up to the angel's camp, after their meeting in Wessex, to apologise. Kind of.

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    18 May 2020

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    Jesus fucking Christ, he’s in love with Crowley.

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    29 Jan 2020

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    A few months prior to leaving the Dowling household, Crowley had downloaded Grindr for the sole purpose of catfishing randy morons. He was not expecting a paragraph that began with: ‘hello. I hope you don’t think this is too forward, but I couldn’t help but notice you have the most lovely nipples.’

     

    Crowley keeps trying to meet his Grindr fuckbuddy. Aziraphale keeps showing up at all his meeting spots. This is terrible.

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    06 Jan 2020

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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    06 Jan 2020

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