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    EMERGENCY HELP WANTED
    I lied when I got my job. I told them I had a kid so I could leave early from work to pick him up from daycare, take him to doctor's appointments, and occasionally miss a day when he's sick. Long story short, I'm in too deep. I didn't think it through. Looking to rent a kid for bring your child to work day. Must be a boy ages four to six, longish dark hair, likes soccer. Must also be artistic as the macaroni noodle paintings I made seem a little advanced for his age. Also, I will pay extra for someone willing to play the role of husband when dropping him off. He's a prosecuting attorney who often brings his work home. Message me for further details. Serious inquiries only.

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    13 Jul 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 67

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    At first, it was pure chance. The second time was accidental. And the third time? Well, they say the third time’s the charm, after all. Lan Xichen discovers that Jiang Wanyin sings beautifully and is immediately enamored by it. His pursuit of Jiang Wanyin’s secret talent leads to a discovery and a series of events that he did not anticipate at all. Not that he’s complaining, of course. He got what he came for and more. Or, how two sect leaders get together through the song called love. CQL-verse.

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    13 Jul 2020

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    Nie Mingjue is almost certain that Jin Guangyao has an ulterior motive for dating his best friend, Lan Xichen. However despite voicing his concerns, his best friend seems unconvinced and Lan Xichen continues to date the said man. Unable to give up just yet, Nie Mingjue tries a different tactic--convincing his best friend the man is not the right person for him by setting him up. Fortunately for him, Wei Wuxian's youngest brother is very much single and seems to be just the kind of person his best friend needs. Can Jiang Cheng truly change Lan Xichen's mind, or will Nie Mingjue's plan is a disaster from the beginning?

    Russian translation available HERE by Liass!

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    12 Jul 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    Fingers hooked gently under the sterling silver and diamond necklace at her neck, making Lan Xichen lean in a bit closer. "You come here often." It wasn't a question, more of a statement, just saying what was clearly a fact. The woman smelled like sweet lilies with a hint of peach smoke, she noted as she took a deep breath to steel herself.

    "Yes," she answered, trying to make sure her voice didn't waver. "Yes I do."

    The woman shifted her body, stretching her long, tan legs on the plush white leather and leaning even more into Lan Xichen. Multi-colored strobe lights cast her frame into a series of different shadowed forms, and she looks breathtaking in each one. Her gaze travelled from Xichen's eyes to the dip of her collar to her mouth, her interest piquing at every sweep.

    "I've noticed you like getting these seats too." The woman practically prowled even closer, the beading in her body harness catching the light and making her sparkle. "Like watching someone in particular?"

     

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    In which Lan Xichen discovers how much she likes certain things. Or, well, a certain person doing those things to her.

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    Xichen turned Jiang Cheng’s wrist inwards, and licked a stripe across the pale skin, all the while maintaining eye contact with him. Jiang Cheng’s pupils were blown, but there was still a hint of hesitancy. Lan Xichen nipped at the thin skin then, eliciting a shudder from Jiang Cheng.

    “I will take such good care of you.” Lan Xichen whispered. “I’ll take away your control, and teach you to bend instead of breaking.”

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