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    Encounters between the Endless and characters from the Lucifer television series.

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    Imagine how pissed off you would be if you somehow ended up in Middle Earth in time to help, but you didn’t speak Westron. Or Sindarin. Or Khuzdul. All you have are proper nouns, and some random phrases like Mellon, and Amralime, and, oh yeah, the inscription from the One ring. because that’s going to go over well when you start spouting off long forgotten verse in the black tongue of Mordor….
    So instead of eloquently explaining yourself and saving lives and falling in love with a character of your choice, you have to chase them around like a slightly more verbose Hodor, trying to learn a language and keep the dumb bastards alive.
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    Well, it had to happen to someone eventually, and Pissed Off is definitely the way to describe it when it happens to her. But she still tries to do her duty to the fandom and keep the Durins alive just in case it isn't a nightmare after all.

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    05 Jan 2019

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    The self insert we actually deserve, where instead of a Mary Sue we get a potty-mouthed, obsessed fangirl who has no real clue what she's doing and is immediately distrusted by every single member of the Company. Nevertheless, she tries to save the Durin boys. Equal parts funny, sincere, and genuinely dramatic, I highly recommend this one for people who can cope with an original character.

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    As much as he might like to cut a natty figure in a proper waistcoat and trousers with a reasonable inseam, Bilbo knew there were many more important things to bother with at the moment.

    Rebuilding an entire dwarven kingdom, for one. And airing out the stink of dragon would be nice as well.

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    12 Oct 2018

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    dear mbmbam,

    i’m a guy and i hit on my very male roommate five seconds after we met even though i thought i was straight before then. it was weird but we laughed it off and he hasn’t mentioned it since.

    …am i good?

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    07 Oct 2018

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    Franklin Philip Nelson is born with a bright smile and the word Devil burned over his heart.

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    02 Oct 2018

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    Post-DD S2, Rosalind Sharpe comes into the picture with an offer for her biological son -- if Foggy marries the daughter of one of Rosalind's rich friends, she'll make sure he gets funding and resources to prep a defense for Daredevil, in case he's ever brought to trial. After some time to think, Foggy decides to accept the offer. His fiancee is cool even though they don't love each other, he's given up on N&M, and Matt was always out of his league anyway. What does he have to lose?

    Cue Matt -- who has been pining incessantly amidst his grief over Elektra and who's lost all hope of reconciling with Foggy -- being offered the position of Best Man. Drama, miscommunication, and groom-stealing hijinks ensue.

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    01 Oct 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Too. Freaking. Cute.

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