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    Something Big. Something Falling. Something falling that started Up, which Muriel had felt, and had descended Down, which Crowley was now feeling. This wasn’t sauntering vaguely downward, no, this was crashing and burning, a comet encased in the hottest of flames, exploding and coming back together in a warped wave of furious celestial intent.

    The surrounding BANG as it thudded from the mighty Above to the murky Below was felt by all supernatural entities, occult and ethereal.

    On a bustling street in Soho, the Bentley's alarm wailed. In a dusty bookshop on Whickber Street, the lights flickered.

    In a deep pit of hell, Aziraphale burned.

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    Mr SuPrEmE ArChaNgEL falls Tremendously, the two ineffable idiots begin sorting their sh*t out, but the Second Coming appears to still be Coming much to everyone's utter annoyance.

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    19 Mar 2024

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    “Stop it!” Crowley yelled at the Bentley. “I know what you’re doing, and it’s not going to work!” He could only imagine what he looked like to the humans nearby, screaming at a car while soaked to the bone in the freezing rain. “He abandoned us, he doesn’t give a shit about us anymore, about me, and I don’t care about him!”

    Another punch to the gut, this one ten times stronger than the rest, sent Crowley falling to the sidewalk. He leaned back against the Bentley’s frame, breathing hard. The instinct had never felt this intense before, and that thought caused his stupid weak brain to slowly replace anger with fear.

    “You’d better be on death’s fucking door, Aziraphale.”

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    After being abandoned by his angel, Crowley is forced to come to Aziraphale's aid one final time. In heaven, Aziraphale discovers what really happened in the bookshop.

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    09 Mar 2024

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    Aziraphale comes down to "check on his books." Runs into Crowley. Sexytimes ensue, though first they have to have a lot of feelings.

    After all, what’s a few orgasms between hereditary enemies? It’s not the end of the world, right? Right?

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    Crowley stared at his whiskey, and refused to acknowledge that this moment would ever end, and didn’t think about just how close Aziraphale was, how he could almost feel the heat of him on the whole right side of his body, didn’t think about what it would be like to touch him again—

     

    Aziraphale shifted on his stool, and now his thigh was pressed up against Crowley’s. Crowley drew in a sharp breath, surprised, but Aziraphale kept looking straight ahead.

     

    He probably hadn’t noticed he was doing it, Crowley reasoned with himself. Get your head out your arse, you demonic fantasist, and —

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    06 Mar 2024

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    After averting the apocalypse, Crowley is living in his car with a lot of free time on his hands. He posts a YouTube video talking about plants as a joke but finds internet famedom where a punchline should be. Being a YouTube botanist agrees with him, though. He likes talking about plants, and he usually doesn’t find many opportunities to do that outside of YouTube. So, Crowley adopts traveling the world in search of plants to film as a new hobby.

    Kept in the dark about this new hobby, Aziraphale, who is used to being Crowley’s sole object of attention and is unused to having to compete with anything for Crowley’s time, is curious about where Crowley goes when he’s not in London.

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    21 Feb 2024

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    Two supernatural entities go for a walk and Crowley gets more than he bargained for.

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    20 Feb 2024

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