ChillyWeirdoInACoffin
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One Bed, One End by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
29 Jan 2021
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Gideon and Harrow are lost in the forest, with no clue how they got there. They find shelter at a strange Inn, but alas! There is only one bed. Whatever will they do? If you guessed "probably fuck," you may be right.
AKA The "How many tropes can fit in one kinkmeme fic?” fic.
From the TLT Kink Meme prompt: "There is only one bed.”
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It's Always Snow Much Fun When I'm With You by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin for orbitalsquabbles
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Jan 2021
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Gideon Nav and Harrowhark Nonagesimus face their worst nightmare together: a battle for snowstorm prep supplies at the local megastore. Will they emerge victorious, with all of the groceries and supplies they need? Or will angry customers, sneaky teenagers, too many sugary desserts, and the pressure of their relationship being tested by inclement weather destroy everything?
Pure slice of life fluff for the TLTExchange2020.
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Christmas Is Coming (And So Will You) by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
19 Dec 2020
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"You know…”, Gideon whispered, leaning closer to Harrow’s ear, her breath coming hot against her neck as she spoke, “You look adorable in that little monster covered Christmas sweater, Nonagesimus. But I bet you’d look even better without anything on at all. Naked. Underneath me. Moaning my name."
Harrowhark Nonagesimus and Gideon Nav have been mortal enemies for years. After a brief, yet passionate kiss under the mistletoe at their friends Cam and Pal's annual Ugly Sweater Party last year, they reluctantly reunite once again at this year's annual event. Will past bias and misunderstandings keep them apart? Or will they finally grow up, and actually talk to each other?
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In the Shadow of Your Heart by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Oct 2020
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Harrowhark Nonagesimus has devoted her entire existence to maintaining her family business, The Ninth House Magical Circus Company. After a near catastrophic night two years earlier changed the entire trajectory of her life, and career, her former childhood nemesis and one time friend Gideon Nav unexpectedly returns-- to once again throw the entire circus into chaos.
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Two Ridiculous Short Poems About Alecto, and the End of the World by ChillyWeirdoInACoffin
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Oct 2020
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More "Bredlik" Poems inspired by Alecto the Ninth, and The People's Tomb Discord Server.
The Necrolord Prime dies, then everyone has a party.
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a subitanea et improvisa morte by Toft for inquisitor_tohru
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
18 Dec 2020
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One of Harrow's alternate scenarios strikes Abigail as having a little more promise than the others, so Harrow, a necromancer of marriageable age and tolerable habits, seeks to attract the eye of Her Imperial Highness.
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10 Apr 2021
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Suckle, Honey by zoicite
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Mar 2021
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“You crave my juice,” Gideon accused.
“I do not crave your juice.”
“Fuck, you do though. You went off to explore that study alone, without your cavalier, using a key that I nearly gave my life for, and then you snorted some powder that made you crave my juice! Harrow. I never would have let you sniff powder from a ten thousand year old jar.”
This was untrue--Gideon probably wouldn’t have noticed Harrow breathing in a puff of jar powder until it was too late--but it sounded like something Camilla Hect might say, so Gideon went with it anyway. Camilla definitely would have stopped Palamedes from accidentally sniffing old as fuck Eighth House jarred juice addiction powder.
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"Fuck it, I'm adopting her," said John Gaius, not knowing the paperwork wasn't necessary by Naamah_Beherit
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
21 Sep 2020
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On the day of her biggest triumph, Gideon Nav was running late.
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A story in which Gideon, a highly distinguished Cohort lieutenant, saves the day—and the girl—and then gets stuck in the lift of The Erebos with a man feeding her peanuts as if they have all the time in the world. They haven't, but if he doesn't mind, then why should she?Series
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17 Feb 2021
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Lyctor? I Hardly Knew Her! by Nary for Koraki
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 Feb 2021
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Fandom wank breaks out in the #canaan-house discord chat.
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14 Feb 2021
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Compensation by blackrose_juri
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
22 Jan 2021
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Judith, Corona, and Cam share a room and a mattress on a BoE shuttle. It goes exactly as you'd expect, although Judith manages to be surprised, somehow.
HtN canon-compliant.
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02 Feb 2021