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    Hawke is pregnant. Fenris copes as best he can; everyone else laughs from a distance. A series of unconnected vignettes spanning the pregnancy of a Champion.

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    Wei Wuxian's messiness comes back to bite him in the ass, a thousand years later.

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    "Why are vampire stories always I Want To Drink The Sexy Neck Milkshake and never two vampires texting about the passionate letter one wrote to the other in 1863 but never sent that the other just saw in the Smithsonian’s fall exhibition on Love Through the Ages and what the fuck, Claude, why didn’t you say anything" AU, but with immortal cultivators.

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    27 Sep 2021

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    Only a few moments ago, Guanyin temple had been collapsing around him, rubble falling at his feet. Sizhui had frozen in the midst of it all, completely unmoored. He did nothing still when Senior Wei pressed close and smiled at him, blood dripping from the corners of his lips. It was a gory smile, all red teeth, and so obviously forced. “It’s okay, Sizhui,” he’d said. “You’ll be okay.”

    And then a talisman was slammed into his diaphragm.

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    Lan Sizhui finds himself sixteen years in the past - before the ambush at Qiongqi Path, before the Bloodbath of Nightless City, before Lan Wangji's seclusion, and before Wei Wuxian's death.

    He has the opportunity to save his family - all of it. Sizhui isn't going to let that slip through his fingers.

    (Spanish & Russian Translation Available - see first chapter notes).

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    27 Sep 2021

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    Lan Wangji grips his leg again, wincing as he places both hands over the open wound. It was throbbing tolerably earlier with the walking and then the fighting against Wen Chao’s people, but now it burns in agony, the phantom pain of teeth sinking into his skin still lingering. The pain bleeding through him is his excuse for when his face openly conveys his shock when he Wei Ying returns, no longer alone.

    Wei Ying has Jiang Wanyin’s left arm swung over his shoulder, eyes ranking over his brother with obvious distress as his gaze settles on Jiang Wanyin’s right arm, red with fresh blood and dangling uselessly by his side.

    “Why didn’t you pull him to safety?” Wei Ying hisses behind him, and Lan Wangji is pleased with himself for not groaning aloud when he sees Jin Zixuan right behind them, putting his own arm around Jiang Wanyin’s waist as the two men set him down across from Lan Wangji cautiously.

    Or, what if Jiang Cheng and Jin Zixuan were stuck in the cave with Wangxian?

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    Magister AU. The Fifth Blight strikes Ferelden, and Malcolm’s old Tevinter citizenship chases the Hawke family north instead of south—straight into seats of power in the magisterium. Few in Minrathous welcome such foreigners, but when an unfriendly duel lands Danarius’s prized slave squarely in Hawke’s possession, not even a magister can predict the upheaval that follows.

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    25 Sep 2021