Chet_Un_Gwan



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    “Look, believe it or not, I had no intention of killing the Vampiric Council when I came here,” declares Nadja, sitting alone on the couch. “But Guillermo and I arrived at the first council meeting and did the whole, you know, the whole thing, the first day thing. Introductions and all that, yes hello wonderful to meet you, yes this is my bodyguard, yes he has slaughtered a tremendous number of our kind”--she flaps her hand absently--“normal first day things, you know? It was fine.” She pauses. “It got really fucking weird on the second day.”

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    Nadja and Guillermo seize control of vampiric politics, puppeteer world powers, and have the hottest of hot girl summers.

    Unfortunately, they also really miss the stupid assholes they're in love with. With no way left to find them, they have no choice but to consult an Archivist.

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    25 Nov 2023

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    Actually this is so goddamn hilarious.

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    “Are you going to kill me right here, Mand’alor?” Obi-Wan manages.

    Fett freezes, his hold loosening, and shoves away from him as if burned, getting to his feet. Obi-Wan coughs, looks up to where the man is watching him with some strange mix of emotion. His shields are exceptionally strong, for a null.

    “There is no Mand’alor,” Fett says finally, and walks right out of the room.

    (Or: 15-year-old Jedi Padawan Anakin Skywalker crash-lands on Kamino on the one day a cycle when the seas are calm and the storms abate. At the time, he doesn’t think much of it. Later—much later—he will come to see it as an omen.)

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    “I think we should pretend to date,” Robin says.

    “What?” Steve sputters.

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    23 Jul 2022

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    IT'S BACK I'm okay now

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    “You like hurting people,” Washington repeats.

    “Uh, yeah.” It's an easy answer because it's not a lie.

    “But did you like hurting Locus?” Washington asks.

    Felix blinks. He opens his mouth to say ‘yes,’ but the word sticks in his throat. That question, surprisingly, does not have such an easy answer.

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    01 Jul 2021

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    Here it is again! I have no idea why my other bookmark for it thinks that this was deleted. Anyways, one of my favorite rvb fics ever