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    Kilgrave meets Peter and is...charmed.

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    31 Oct 2018

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    “He doesn’t like calling it mercenary work, he prefers the term…freelancing.”

    Abducted by HYDRA forces during a covert mission, a teenage Spider-Man becomes another pawn in HYDRA’s stratagem—that is, until a certain fast-talking mercenary with a ton of C4 rattles the foundations of the HYDRA facility hard enough for Peter Parker to escape in the midst of the chaos.

    But Peter is no longer the same person—or hero—that everyone knew and loved.

    Eight years of torture and conditioning tend to do that to a person.

    (or: a different take on Assassin Spider-Man of Earth 8351)

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    29 Oct 2018

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    Wait…what are we doing?
    A summary, Deadpool. You know, so people can know what this fic is about?
    Oh.
    Yeah.
    You got anything yet?
    Nothin’.
    Some writer you are.
    Fuck you, okay? Summaries are hard.
    So am I. For Spidey. Ooh! Write that down. That should be in the summary! It’s all anybody needs to know, really.
    What about you know, basic plot details?
    That’s what the tags are for. Duh. You new to this site or what?
    We can’t just—
    Okay, okay. Here’s everything you need to know in three words: assassination, assonance and ass. LOTS OF ASS.
    You’re a wordsmith. Truly.
    I know. I should just write this baby myself!
    If you wrote it yourself it would just be sex, tacos, and more sex.
    ...What's your point?

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    28 Oct 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    Peter sees Skip again. Wade has no idea who he is, but he would fight to the ends of the earth to keep Peter safe. Mostly a reaction fic.

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    24 Oct 2018

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    "Look, I’m just a Deadpool. I know I’m not Dr. Phil. But I couldn’t just let you make some bad decision and let the world lose one more hot piece of ass. Anyways, I live in the area and saw you standing on the ledge, and I thought I could maybe talk you down. Dying hurts, in case you were wondering. It’s not worth it.” Dying...hurts? Talk him down? Bad decision?

    Oh.

    “Oh.” Everything suddenly connected and the gears started turning in Peter’s brain. “No, wait, I wasn’t…” He didn’t quite know how to explain he wasn’t there to do that without completely explaining why he was up there in the first place. Any resolve he may have had earlier about revealing his superpowered persona had melted away, his plans going awry within seconds. "

    Or Peter is madly in love with Wade, and plans to meet him on top of his apartment building to reveal his identity. Wade thinks Peter is standing on the ledge ready to jump, and takes it upon himself to make sure he gets home safe and finds a reason to live again.

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    23 Oct 2018