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    Zuko had never excelled at anything. Azula was a prodigy. Uncle always knew what to say. And Father... Father was strong, iron-like. But Zuko had only ever been good at surviving. Putting one foot in front of the other in a grim show of stubborn determination, gritting his teeth and bearing it. Survival was all he had ever been taught. He knew how to do it. So when he was kidnapped by the Southern Water Tribe, he expected to fight as he always had. He didn’t expect to be taught instead how to live.

    In a warring land, the Water Tribe forgave the enemy in an act of defiance. For this, he was torn from them, and this time, his wounds won't heal so easily.

    Forced back into nothing but survival, the last person Zuko expected to see was Hakoda's son. Hakoda was a promise of safety. The relentless blue of Sokka’s eyes was a promise of happiness. Zuko could have both if he just reached out his hands, but he found them clutching into fists. After all, he’d been burned one too many times.

    But hey, at least between Hakoda and Sokka, Zuko could appreciate the family resemblance of pure, asinine stubbornness.

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    12 Oct 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this fic is everything to me /srs good soup

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    "The dragon from the first raid. You- you fucking kept it?"

    "Him," Tubbo corrects. "His name is Ranboo."

    Tommy turns around slowly, face blank. "Ranboo." He repeats. "You kept the Enderdragon that could kill thirty Vikings in a single breath. And you named him Ranboo."

    "Yep!"

    "Oh my fucking-"

    Or, the how to train your dragon dsmp au that literally no one but me wanted .

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    09 Oct 2021

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    A collection of interconnected works of Ranboo being Phil's adoptive son. Mostly going to be Ranboo's POV but some deleted scenes will be other POV's.

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    02 Oct 2021

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    “So you’re here because… you want to be my very best friend?” Jackie teases.

    Ran thinks about the knife in his sleeve.

    “No, more like… well, it’s strictly business, really.”

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    or: ran is an assassin from another dimension assigned to take out subbin’s general, but it’s going to be a lot harder then he thinks…

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    17 Sep 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    been following author on tumblr for ages and kept seeing them talk abt knifetrick on my dash and i hadn't ever gotten around to reading it until now and holy shit i dont regret it

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    “Kid! You better getcha ass over here!” The bear hybrid shouts, arms pumping and feet thundering down the street.
    Tommy turns down the street into a mostly empty lane, lined with less popular shops and restaurants that weren’t open yet. He huffs and puffs as the man gains on him, tail whipping around, trying to keep his balance.
    “Yknow, this isn’t very poggers.” He mumbles to himself. His ears twitch as the sound of door hinges sounds from in front of him. His eyes snap forward.
    A man wearing a striped green sweater vest walks out of a shop, black wings extended wide. Right into Tommy’s way.
    “FUCK!” Tommy shouts out loud. To be fair, he meant to say move, but his brain had been scrambled just a bit. The bird hybrid looks up in alarm, hands that were wrapped around small paper bags suddenly reaching out, as if to catch Tommy. The boy screeches to stop, inches away from the bird hybrid’s chest.
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    in which Tommy passes out in front of Philza, who decides it's time to adopt a new son. Wilbur and Techno agree wholeheartedly. Tommy, however, is a stubborn and chaotic asshole.

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    12 Sep 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    holy mother of god /pos