ChaosInTheKitchen



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  1. Rec *

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    “So you’re here because… you want to be my very best friend?” Jackie teases.

    Ran thinks about the knife in his sleeve.

    “No, more like… well, it’s strictly business, really.”

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    or: ran is an assassin from another dimension assigned to take out subbin’s general, but it’s going to be a lot harder then he thinks…

    (title/chapter names come from the fall out boy song)

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    17 Sep 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    been following author on tumblr for ages and kept seeing them talk abt knifetrick on my dash and i hadn't ever gotten around to reading it until now and holy shit i dont regret it

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    “Kid! You better getcha ass over here!” The bear hybrid shouts, arms pumping and feet thundering down the street.
    Tommy turns down the street into a mostly empty lane, lined with less popular shops and restaurants that weren’t open yet. He huffs and puffs as the man gains on him, tail whipping around, trying to keep his balance.
    “Yknow, this isn’t very poggers.” He mumbles to himself. His ears twitch as the sound of door hinges sounds from in front of him. His eyes snap forward.
    A man wearing a striped green sweater vest walks out of a shop, black wings extended wide. Right into Tommy’s way.
    “FUCK!” Tommy shouts out loud. To be fair, he meant to say move, but his brain had been scrambled just a bit. The bird hybrid looks up in alarm, hands that were wrapped around small paper bags suddenly reaching out, as if to catch Tommy. The boy screeches to stop, inches away from the bird hybrid’s chest.
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    in which Tommy passes out in front of Philza, who decides it's time to adopt a new son. Wilbur and Techno agree wholeheartedly. Tommy, however, is a stubborn and chaotic asshole.

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    12 Sep 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    holy mother of god /pos

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    Ranboo doesn't remember staying in one place for long. They say he keeps running away, and sure sometimes he does. But he didn't last time. Not intentionally anyway.

    Still, they think this small town will be good for him. Maybe it will be.
    He just hoped he could learn to control his powers before something happened.

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    14/?
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    19 Aug 2021

  4. Rec *

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    Ranboo doesn't remember staying in one place for long. They say he keeps running away, and sure sometimes he does. But he didn't last time. Not intentionally anyway.

    Still, they think this small town will be good for him. Maybe it will be.
    He just hoped he could learn to control his powers before something happened.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,410
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    774
    Bookmarks:
    111
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    13925

    19 Aug 2021

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    In which Ranboo is adopted, there's a lot of magic, and a little bit of religious trauma to heal from. Also, dreamons.

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    19 Aug 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    wwwowowwowwo :000000 /pos /pos