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    Sometimes Louis hates Paul. Those times now extend to when Paul abandons him with strange boys who put frozen vegetables down their trousers. Louis gets the distinct feeling that he is going to spend the majority of his day snorting and rolling his eyes. But what else is new really? And then the door is closing behind them and One Direction are left alone with Harry Styles. This was not part of the plan. Louis should’ve been drunk by now.

    One Direction are hired to keep 'their biggest fan' company on their day off and Louis is not at all happy about it.

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    20 Sep 2018

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    Harry means well, he honestly does, but he also has a disproportionately large pie-hole which can sometimes get him into trouble. Take right now for instance, when someone’s out to get him, shots are being fired, Paul-the-human-bullet-vest is squishing him into the concrete and Harry really just wishes he knew when to keep his mouth shut. He blames it all on his underpants.

    Alternatively, the story where Harry’s a passionate-if-slightly-misguided popstar who may or may not have multiple assassins out to kill him.

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    20 Sep 2018

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    Louis was whisked away from his mother when he was young. He was taken to France with his aunt and uncle and spent sixteen years in Bordeaux with them. The summer before his senior year, his mum regains custody of him and he's brought back to England. His senior year is spent in a brand new city with a language he has a basic understanding of. Louis doesn't know if he'll survive, honestly.

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    19 Sep 2018

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    strictly come dancing au ft. sexual tension, glitter, rimming, and too many references to hugh grant

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    19 Sep 2018

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    I just paid for these Doritos but they're stuck in the vending machine and I know you've been waiting but I am not going to let you buy something until you help me. AU

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    18 Sep 2018