Cesare

Cesare, also known as Almostnever



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  1. Rec 39

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    Ryan has a lot on his plate right now. He’s one of three members of his species employed at BuzzFeed, and the only male omega, and his boss keeps asking him to do videos about being an iterant ‘to educate the humans,’ when what he really wants to do is videos about ghosts. So if, in the push to finish the pitch for BuzzFeed Unsolved, he forgot to renew his heat suppressant prescription—cut him some slack, okay? It happens. This is practically what iterant hookup apps were invented for. It’s nothing that making an A4O account can’t fix. Or it wouldn’t be, if the alpha he matched with wasn’t a problem unto himself.

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    06 Jul 2021

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    A story of moonlit nights, little puppet songs, and shoelace knots. And sorting through your own bullshit to conjure up the self-worth within.

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    15 May 2021

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    The last thing Crowley remembered, it was February of 1481, and he was getting spectacularly drunk in the one tavern in Seville which had yet to throw him out. And then, very suddenly, it was July of 2029, and he was in England with an older Aziraphale who kept smiling at him and calling him "my dear".

    This isn't how his life is supposed to go. Something must be wrong here.

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    Hannibal is locked up in the Baltimore Asylum for the Criminally Insane. Supposedly he's in maximum security but he pretty much just breaks out and leaves any time it suits him.

    And it suits him to break out whenever he thinks Will needs him.

    I mean, they forgot Will's birthday! Come on, wouldn't you?

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    “You should take a date to your fundraiser."
    “Yes, perhaps you’re right. It would be improper to invite someone under false pretence, mind, and for my patient to understand, the evidence would need to be… compelling.”
    “Perhaps an ex-girlfriend,” Will says, unsure why the thought makes him feel flat and remote.
    “That would be incredibly inappropriate.”
    “A friend then. Someone you can explain the problem to. You could take-”
    “You,” Hannibal interjects.
    The words belly-flop into silence. Will’s mouth opens, and then closes, and then opens again.

     

    When Franklyn's advances of friendship become too much for even Hannibal to politely ignore, he enlists Will's help.

     

    Written for the Accidental Sex challenge- the prompt was #AccidentalSex14: “Playing a prank on our friends to make them think we’re a couple and now we’re in bed together” sex.

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    01 Sep 2020