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    Summary

    Newternia's streets are merciless, especially if you happen to be a hard-boiled human Detective on your first case with a crazy Legislacerator.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,552
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    447
    Kudos:
    1603
    Bookmarks:
    452
    Hits:
    85931
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    The very first time he met Rose Lalonde he was quite certain that everything about her was a fabrication. The very last time he met her, he knew the act by heart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,797
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    317
    Bookmarks:
    75
    Hits:
    6803
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    Twelve years ago, sixteen teenagers were given the chance to change their futures, fortunes, and that of their hometown. Now it's 2021, and Paradox City is the hub for superheroism, supervillainy, super-gritty organized crime, and spandex as far as the eye can see.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,818
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    349
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    13573
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    This is a story about love. This is a story about betrayal. Of heterosexuality, Heee Haw, and growing up.

    This is a story about prom.

    (IMAGES BROKEN! You can read promstuck in its entirety on promstuck.tumblr.com)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,649
    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
    119
    Kudos:
    1331
    Bookmarks:
    353
    Hits:
    72127
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    This is not a thing that your patience is made for. Your patience is for flowers and the sky and dogs who know how to fold the universe in half but not how to fetch an irradiated steak. You don’t know how to do this part at all.

    [a remix of Lock it Up and Leave]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,948
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    418
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    6203
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    Summary

    A collection of Short Pieces and Kink Meme Fills.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,506
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    4876
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    Summary

    New planet, same old damn problems they always had.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,053
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    4909
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    Summary

    Dave and Terezi do a shitty sidequest and experience the Dark Nak of their Soul.

    Written for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics 2011.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,945
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    433
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    9566
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    Summary

    So many centuries wasted searching for potential in my Alternian Troll girls. How could I - even in my omnipotence - have possibly envisioned you as the end result of my search? A pale, soft thing with dagger wit and steeled will?

    A useless question, of course. I could and did envision it. I was merely being melodramatic for effect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,272
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1960
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    Summary

    Davesprite thinks this interspecies partnership in incredibly shitty cartooning is getting a little ill-advised there, bro.

    He's probably right.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,538
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2518
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    Summary

    It's a dumb idea like most of Terezi's ideas. For one, they don't tell anyone they're going.

    For another, they've got no destination.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,194
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    329
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    8462
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    Summary

    Your name is John Egbert and you know you are not a homosexual.

    Apparently your friends were informed otherwise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    1287
    Bookmarks:
    234
    Hits:
    20881
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    Summary

    woah
    rewind
    you been lookin at my ass vantas

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    719
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    12005
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    Summary

    >DAVE: examine your life, examine your choices

    examine the fact that troll love is based on pity, not fondness.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,743
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    246
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    4565
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    Summary

    “John, when you were eleven you didn’t even know what sex was. If you did, you would not have clicked on that link for two girls one cup. Twice.”

    This is the straightest most bro-est make out session that ever happened. Not even a little bit of it is gay. Nope.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    678
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    12389
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    Summary

    You do your best Dave Strider impression: "hey terezi hey tz hey tz wanna argue cause i do bluh bluh meat popsicle."

    Dave and Terezi yell at each other. It gets kind of embarrassing. Dave? Did you hate your brother?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,220
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    3606
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    Summary

    After SBURB, the kids are stranded on a newly restored Alternia where they are forced to deal with all kinds of terrible, crazy alien crap like troll dating and getting shot with laser guns and intergalactic freedom movements. In space, no one can hear you be ironic. [IMAGE HEAVY]

    NOTE: BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE ENTIRE THING WHILE UPDATING WITH THE NEWEST CHAPTER. PLEASE UPDATE YOUR BOOKMARKS. :C

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,921
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    15272
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    Summary

    "We spend out entire lives chasing after a single moment," Rose warned him once, "But that is no way to live."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    887
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2349
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    Summary

    This isn't a love confession. This is the most insincerely sincerely insincere thing Dave Strider has ever done.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2461
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    Summary

    Dave Strider is a complicated man kid and no one understands him except, uh, all these people I guess.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    912
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    424
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    8007

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