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    Newternia's streets are merciless, especially if you happen to be a hard-boiled human Detective on your first case with a crazy Legislacerator.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,552
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    446
    Kudos:
    1573
    Bookmarks:
    435
    Hits:
    85057
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    Michael begins to feel the old, familiar panic rise in his throat. The feeling he faked his death to escape; laying in the back of Trevor’s flat-bed, staring up at an empty sky and feeling like this life was a grave dug just for him. 

    Option C: Kill all your enemies and get everything you want. If it sounds too good to be true, that’s because it is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,565
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2130
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    “C’mon, Boss - the purpose of torture isn’t interrogation. It’s intimidation and behaviour modification. You taught me that.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,615
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    4289
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    "You're going to change the world, Boss, and I want to see it happen. You can ask me to do terrible things in your name, I don't care... just don't lie to me again and I'll see it through with you - by your side until the end."

    Miller makes a different decision in the 80's. Instead of vowing revenge, he takes his place at Big Boss's side as the X.O. of Zanzibar Land. At the dawn of a tumultuous new century, Kaz struggles with the only question left that matters: this is what he wanted, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,704
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    271
    Kudos:
    575
    Bookmarks:
    132
    Hits:
    12842
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    A look at the highs and lows of Otacon and Snake's relationship between the scenes and throughout the years. (this is an 6 page preview of our fan-comic)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1501
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    Kaz and Big Boss discuss the rift in their relationship like mature, reasonable adults.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,947
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2902
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    Big Boss and Miller in the years between Diamond Dogs and Zanzibar Land. Snake becomes the man he was always meant to be. Kaz tries to get over it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,608
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    465
    Bookmarks:
    94
    Hits:
    6597
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    The Legend, the Phantom, and you. What kind of shitty love triangle only involves two people anyway?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,498
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    318
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    3939
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    When Anduin turned sixteen, his father said: “Anduin, you are a prince. Choose your friends and lovers wisely.”

    Less than six months earlier, Velen had told him: “It is important to light the way, but you do not illuminate the path for the sole purpose of straying from it.”

    It did not seem likely that these two pieces of advice would ever be at odds.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,789
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    279
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    6036
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    The very first time he met Rose Lalonde he was quite certain that everything about her was a fabrication. The very last time he met her, he knew the act by heart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,797
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    308
    Bookmarks:
    75
    Hits:
    6707
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    Twelve years ago, sixteen teenagers were given the chance to change their futures, fortunes, and that of their hometown. Now it's 2021, and Paradox City is the hub for superheroism, supervillainy, super-gritty organized crime, and spandex as far as the eye can see.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,818
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    344
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    13416
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    This is a story about love. This is a story about betrayal. Of heterosexuality, Heee Haw, and growing up.

    This is a story about prom.

    (IMAGES BROKEN! You can read promstuck in its entirety on promstuck.tumblr.com)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,649
    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    1320
    Bookmarks:
    353
    Hits:
    71494
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    This is not a thing that your patience is made for. Your patience is for flowers and the sky and dogs who know how to fold the universe in half but not how to fetch an irradiated steak. You don’t know how to do this part at all.

    [a remix of Lock it Up and Leave]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,948
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    401
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    6112
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    Summary

    A collection of Short Pieces and Kink Meme Fills.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,506
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    4836
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    New planet, same old damn problems they always had.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,053
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    4837
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    Summary

    Dave and Terezi do a shitty sidequest and experience the Dark Nak of their Soul.

    Written for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics 2011.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,945
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    427
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    9487
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    So many centuries wasted searching for potential in my Alternian Troll girls. How could I - even in my omnipotence - have possibly envisioned you as the end result of my search? A pale, soft thing with dagger wit and steeled will?

    A useless question, of course. I could and did envision it. I was merely being melodramatic for effect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,272
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1940
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    Davesprite thinks this interspecies partnership in incredibly shitty cartooning is getting a little ill-advised there, bro.

    He's probably right.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,538
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2490
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    It's a dumb idea like most of Terezi's ideas. For one, they don't tell anyone they're going.

    For another, they've got no destination.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,194
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    320
    Bookmarks:
    92
    Hits:
    8388
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    Summary

    Your name is John Egbert and you know you are not a homosexual.

    Apparently your friends were informed otherwise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    1260
    Bookmarks:
    229
    Hits:
    20656

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