- Homestuck (14)
- Le Comte de Monte-Cristo | Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas (1)
- Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Cristo (1)
- Object and Concept Anthropomorphism (1)
- Glitch (Video Game) (1)
Petstuck AU: Signless.
Even after four seasons of thirty-nine episodes apiece, it still felt like chewing foil. Fifteen seconds was a very long time to laugh at something that wasn't funny.
- Part 8 of Petstuck
25 Jan 2018
The Pillow Book of Sei Shōnagon is a poetic biography of the life of a legendary alpha female courtesan in the palace of the omega emperor of Japan. ( Unavoidable things: fading purple dye. The awareness that one’s rutting will eventually become a distasteful sight to young gentlewomen. Young gentlewomen who know nothing, talking among themselves. The tines of a comb breaking off. )
MUTUALLY ASSURED DIRECTION: the movie: the sequel: with a vengeance: this time it’s personal: tokyo drift (Deluxe Director’s Cut) (Gold Box Version) (May Contain Nuts Or Traces of Nuts) by Cephalopod for glowcloudy
19 Jul 2017
He’s watching you intently when you look up from the phone, all careful and blank but you’ve seen enough faces you can professionally make or break to spot the nervous hope hiding in there. Fortunately for this guy’s face, you are going to make him. You are going to make him so fucking hard.
08 Jul 2017
“TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS,” said the whale.
17 Dec 2016
A story collides with a spaceship, who loves it. She hunts it down, finds its friends, and eats them.
Little gray aliens aren't people, no matter how well they fake it.
They can be domesticated, though. Might as well keep them around, right?
He’s just like a real cat, even if he’s twenty times the size and is covered with spotted brown skin instead of fur and when he raises his hand up to lick it and groom his plush pink ear with it, it makes you think of lowblood words like slinkbeast. You can’t stay mad. Also, you have a tent in your pants.
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25 Dec 2016