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  1. Rec *

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    After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.

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  2. Public Bookmark 69

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    Set six months after the events of OTPYG. Tucker and Wash struggle to get their act together just in time for everything to go to hell around them.

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    22 Sep 2015

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Blood Gulch Apartments was, in fact, a shithole. But for the majority of them, it was home. Loud neighbors, annoying animals, shitty wifi and all.

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    10 Mar 2015

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    Tucker was pretty sure he was going to spend the rest of his life smelling like chlorine.

     Modern AU in which the Reds and Blues are on really shitty water polo teams at the Blood Gulch Public Pool, the Freelancers are die-hard lifeguards that manage to do the stupidest shit at training, the AIs are the children in their private lessons, and Tucker may or may not be developing a crush on his crazy aquafit instructor turned self-declared water polo coach, David Washington. He’s also pretty sure their pool manager is breaking a shitload of regulations and safety guidelines when it comes to the lifeguards, but only time will tell.

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    10 Mar 2015