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    Two strangers met at a masquerade and shared a night of pleasure. Now neither can get the other out of their mind... but once they each figure out who their partner was that night and find each other again, they'll still face challenges as they work to build their relationship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    104,264
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    312
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    Based on "Hatal Fart Attack" by Corwalch, "Royal Ward" follows the changes in Harry's life after he gains the personal attention of the Queen, an event which causes Vernon to die of a heart attack. My thanks to Corwalch for permission to write a sequel. Reading "Hatal Fart Attack" first is recommended, but not absolutely required. Please note that this story begins in 1989, shortly before Harry's 9th birthday and several years before Prince Charles and Princess Diana divorced. Warnings may change as the story progresses.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    297,821
    Chapters:
    64/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    918
    Kudos:
    2074
    Bookmarks:
    969
    Hits:
    85286
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    Winter 1986-87. Stranded due to a broken-down bus and with a storm moving in, Tarot gets the last couple of rooms in a hotel already filled with other travelers sheltering from the weather. Sakari and Pecu discover that their room has just one bed... and that they have more in common than they thought.

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    2,042
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    9
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    A collection of unrelated 100-word (or fewer) mini-fics featuring the Harry/Hermione pairing. I've been writing these for the Harmony & Co. Facebook group's Minific Monday feature, and decided to toss them up here as well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,502
    Chapters:
    65/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    7044
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    Everyone knows tales of gods seducing mortal women, but in the western realms of the continent of Fantasmus, unwed mothers are most often sent across the Great Divide to the eastern countries to have their babies. But some of those babies grow up and come west, seeking their heritage, and some of those find much more than they expect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,540
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    216
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    Harry and Hermione's youngest asks questions about their relationship.

    Written for Harmony & Co's Lyric Llama, inspired by “Call it dumb luck, but baby, you and I can't even mess it up, although we both try. No, it don't always go the way we planned it, But the wolves came and went and we're still standing.” —The Bones by Maren Morris

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,628
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    869
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    An evening of kinky fun goes just slightly awry for Harry and Hermione Potter.

    Written for Harmony & Co's Lyric Llama, inspired by:
    "I’ma find out what that house is made of. Been too many nights since its felt us make love. I wanna rock some Sheetrock, knock some pictures off the wall. Love you baby, like a wrecking ball.” -Like a Wrecking Ball by Eric Church

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,423
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2650
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    Written for Harmony & Co's Prompt Bank Garage Sale

    Harry and Hermione are the only 2 of the trio to survive the war and fall in love. Harry becomes an Auror, Hermione works at the ministry. Then all of a sudden one day Harry gets a call that Vernon, Petunia, Dudley and his wife all died in a car crash, and he has to now raise his cousin’s daughter. Thinking the child is going to be a muggle, they prepare to tell her all about their world and why they are so peculiar. Only, when the girl arrives, she knows all about Harry and Hogwarts and magic from her dad. They’re extra surprised to find that she isn’t a muggle at all, but a muggleborn.

    (Prompt submitted by Hope H.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    756
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    Harry and Hermione find more than solutions while discussing the problem of Umbridge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1424
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    Hermione always had faith in him, always supported him against all odds. Now Harry has the opportunity to support her in return and leaps at the chance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,610
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1355
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    Harry asks Hermione for help with a project. During the process, he realises he'd like to upgrade their friendship as well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,628
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1330
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    Harry's refused to be best man at her wedding to Ron. Hermione's angry and wants to know why - and has no idea what to do with the answer she gets. Angsty, no HEA at this time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,112
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1475
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    Written for Harmony & Co's Lyric Llama, based on the lyrics "If you only knew, I'm hanging by a thread, The web I spin for you, If you only knew, I'd sacrifice my beating, Heart before I'd lose you" from If You Only Knew by Shinedown

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,615
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    609
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    Written for Harmony & Co's Lyric Llama, inspired by the lyrics, “I realize, it was only just a dream, I was at the top and now its like I'm in the basement, Number one spot and now you found your own replacement I swear now that I can't take it, knowing somebody's got my baby” Just a Dream, Christina Grimmie, Sam Tsui.

    Hermione knows she hasn't been the best of girlfriends lately, putting work first. And then she sees Harry having lunch with another woman...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,707
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1540
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    Based on this prompt from Harmony & Co's Prompt Bank:

    Pre-Hogwarts. Harry is 6, Hermione is almost 7. They grew up close neighbors and in a fit of childish pique, decide to get “married.” The wedding is attended by their favorite plushies and by a couple of friends. One of the Potter elves officiates. The parents think it’s the cutest thing in the world, even magic is giggling.
    Cut forward to when they get their Letters to Hogwarts and find out that magic wasn’t giggling from childish amusement but from the long term prank it just pulled on the wizarding world.
    Hilarity ensues…

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,406
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    830
    Bookmarks:
    199
    Hits:
    8982
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    Married couple Harry and Hermione are about to start as new professors at Hogwarts, and get a tour of those parts of the castle forbidden to the students. Hermione disapproves of something she sees on the tour, but Harry gets creative in keeping her from ranting about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,183
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    3550
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    Harry and Hermione have fun decorating for their first post-war Christmas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,546
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    906
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    While taking a walk, Draco Malfoy meets something that annoys him even more than Harry Potter.

    This started out as a writing exercise, a conversation between two randomly drawn pop culture characters. I died laughing at my pair, and decided to flesh it out into a fun little one-shot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    916
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    211
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    Harry looks back on the years he's known Hermione as he prepares to propose.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,057
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1124
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    Harry decides to make Hermione's first birthday as his girlfriend a special one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    996
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    923

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