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    People think Ben is mad, but Ben is the only one who sees Rebecca for what she really is.

    No would would ever believe him.

    (In which Rebecca came from the depths and returned to the depths, and definitely isn't human.)

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    Bobinet and Gardefeu accidentally end up at an abolitionist meeting after not reading the fine print. It's emotionally scarring.

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    Only an outlander would want a weak massiff runt—Obi-Wan would adore it.

    (Maul gets Obi-Wan a space dog. For practical reasons, of course.)

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    After the Empire falls, Luke and Leia spend autumn on Chandrila.

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    A few years before the events of "Prisoner of Conscience," Imperial Lieutenant Marcus Aquila, posted unhappily to the Anchorhead garrison on Tatooine, almost manages to make a friend. (Luke Skywalker, wide-eyed moisture farmer, develops a crush.)

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    It is thus with great surprise that I read the recent article by Sleazebaggano [9] that argues that Falleen are "reptomammalians" descended from reptiles that acquired mammalian reproductive strategies—including gestation and bearing of live young and production of a nutritious substance from pectoral mammary glands to feed those offspring—via hybridogenesis, i.e., ancestral mating and subsequent hybridization with a mammalian species.

    (An academic fight about whether Falleen are reptiles or mammals, because I wanted to write fic in the style of a snarky reply letter.)

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    Fatima foresees a terrible future if Güyük becomes Great Khan, and Töregene makes a different choice: history diverges.

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    "I don't mean to offend," Luke said. His ears were turning hot, because Han was looking at him again with that condescending starpilot look, like Luke was a child. "It's just—water is purple?"

    "Purple?" Han looked absolutely baffled. "Why would water be purple?"

    In which moisture farming involves a lot more cacti than in canon.

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    An assortment of extremely cracky Kylo &/ Hux ficlets &/ Porbo the Hutt + other cameos: Chuck Tingle pastiche, insurance claims, powerpoint, and territorial raccoons.

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    After Mercutio rescues a bedraggled little tomcat from the Montague dogs, the cat keeps coming back.

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    A collection of short prompt ficlets and drabbles based on various versions of Romeo and Juliet, primarily the various adaptations of the musical Roméo et Juliette, but who knows what will show up here eventually.

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    Peti and Elza's flat has ghosts. Or maybe mice.

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    Imperial Sanitation Specialist Yaran Avoset discovers a jam in Death Star garbage compactor 3263827. His superior is not amused. Fortunately, a resourceful man can go far in the Imperial Navy.

    Or, how the Death Star got dianogas.

    Words by Carmarthen, art by motetus.

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    Exiled to the University of Graz in Austria, Mercutio writes letters home.

     Mine own Tybalt, if I may still call thee so,

    I am in such an agony of boredom that I have resorted to study. I can hear you now, as if you were here, rumpling my blankets without regard for their order and glowering at me about duty until I must stop your mouth or smother you with a pillow.

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    [A Star Wars fusion, Original Trilogy era.] After Alderaan, Julia stops answering Tybalt's messages. A short epistolary sequel to "Shield and Armour."

     Dear Julia,

     I am safe. You may hear a great deal of speculation about ███████. Pay it no mind, and remember what our family owes to the Empire. Keep yourself safe and listen to your parents. Remember that your family wants nothing more than your safety and happiness.

    Your cousin,

    Tybalt

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    This is the story of how sleep came to Fairyland; or how once, just once, Puck didn't screw up his gift for Oberon. (A crossover with Elisabeth das Musical, but if you've ever read a fairytale involving Death, you won't be confused.)

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    For some reason the cast has been buzzing with idiotic gossip all week. Feri chooses not to acknowledge that kind of nonsense, until he's confronted with the rumors to his face.

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    [A Star Wars fusion, Original Trilogy era.] Imperial Cadet Tybalt Capulet has known since they were children that his cousin Julia carries the Jedi curse just as he does, a secret that would lead to the family's downfall and worse, her death, if the wrong person found out. Unfortunately, Julia has never taken his warnings as seriously as she should have.

    When lieutenant governor Count Paris visits and takes an interest in young Julia, Tybalt must resort to any distraction he can think of to keep Paris from noticing anything unusual.

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    Graduate student Krrra, a member of a spacefaring tentacled race of methane breathers, attends an academic debate on the authorship of the famous play, Rmrreo and Jlljeet, which surely could not have been written by the human refugee Benvolio. Things get a little out of tentacle.

    Any resemblances to actual anti-Stratfordians, living or dead, may or may not be coincidental, because I'm lazy.

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    “I have decided: whoever once again violates the peace will die.”

    The Prince of Verona keeps his word.

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