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    Unemployed artist Steve takes a job managing the worst coffee shop in Brooklyn, where the floors are greasy, the coffee beans have expired, the espresso machine’s been sabotaged, and the owners might be Russian Mafia. But the job comes with a few perks, like a generous paycheck, reasonable hours, and one super-hot customer whom Steve can’t resist having dirty, filthy, bad-idea sex with in the bathroom.

    Steve is pretty sure this job is going to kill him. But what a way to go....

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    20 Sep 2018

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    Steve and Bucky try to figure out how to live with each other when they can barely live with themselves.

    Mostly, this involves their genitals and how they can interact with each other’s junk.

    (Bucky tries to get himself together by getting Steve’s shit together, and then they get together. In numerous ways.)

    (AKA: smut with feelings.)

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    29 Aug 2018

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    Preconditions:
    One Sasha Marozow - internationally renowned assassin for hire, known as the Winter Soldier, ex-Hydra operative freelancing for the last five years;
    One Steve Rogers, Captain America - recently defrosted national hero and Avenger;
    One assassination contract;
    One set-up known in the intelligence community as the “honeytrap”.

     

    Expected Result:
    One Winter Soldier in custody, the name of his employer attained.

    Actual result:
    Definitely not as expected.

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    16 Jul 2018

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    02 May 2018

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    Everyone in New York knew that the best place to find salacious, safe, high-end exotic dancing of both the male and female variety was the side-by-side mecca of Stark Naked and Buck Wild; two clubs in actuality, two buildings, sharing an interior stairway and a reputation for discretion.

    Everyone in vampire New York knew that both Stark Naked and Buck Wild were run by city elders Tony Stark and James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes. They had combined their businesses when they’d started sharing a bed more than a decade ago and they’d run the underworld of the city for almost that long.

    Steve had known all of that before he’d sat down in the red velvet office chair.

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    Tony and Bucky are vampire city elders and club owners. Steve is still enhanced, but a modern man, and very much human. He goes to interview for the job as Head of Security at the clubs Tony and Bucky own. The vamps fall for Steve. Steve resolutely does not fall for the vamps… nope, not one bite... I mean, bit.

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    10 Apr 2018