CaptainMyeuhMew



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    “Fuck, you know what I just remembered?!” Pidge wheezed out, ignoring Keith’s glare like he didn’t have his foot very near her very fragile ribs. “Keith going into the woods at all times a night and setting up all those fucking creature traps!”
    “Pidge,” Keith begged helplessly.
    “What was that I just heard with my ears?!” Lance demanded.
    Shiro cackled next, meeting Keith’s eyes in the rearview mirror, eyes mirthful with the look of a person who held someone else’s entire life in the palm of their hand. “When Keith was eleven–”
    “Shiro once had a sex dream about Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove!” Keith panicked, taking exactly two point five seconds in the dead silence that followed to fully understand how much he had just fucked up.

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    Stressed-out college student, Keith, is forcefully dragged away from his books, forced to get some fresh air, bribed with Twizzlers, spends a night in the woods, faces some inner demons, and gets a boyfriend, in that order.

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    When Illya is captured by the enemy and drugged with a truth serum, Napoleon and Gaby try their best to balance between taking advantage of the effects and doing what they should have done a long time ago: bring him in from the cold. Funnily enough, Illya is the only one who seems to be surviving what the truth means for them.

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    19 Jul 2018

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    "He wonders if Lance likes tigers. Lance plays soccer and Tony the Tiger plays soccer so that must mean Lance likes tigers, right? Therefore, Lance would like him. All this drinking makes it much easier to connect dots."

    OR: Keith can't hold his alcohol for shit. He also can't flirt to save his life.

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    18 Jul 2018

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    “Oh my God,” Lance says as he covers his face. Keith’s tinny voice blares from his laptop speakers: “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.” See, this joke might have been funny if someone charismatic and charming had said it, but Keith’s flat voice and even flatter expression effectively kidnaps, tortures, and then decapitates any chance of it being remotely humorous.

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    Keith accidentally starts a YouTube channel. Lance, of course, refuses to be left out. It goes about as well as you'd expect. (Ft. copious amounts of wine and a truly shameless number of references to MyDrunkKitchen, DailyGrace, and general pop culture)

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    18 Jul 2018