CaptainLordAuditor

I bet you were expecting something clever, weren't you? This isn't xkcd you know.



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  1. Summary

    The rise, fall, and legacy of the Ramsheads and their leaders, the kings of Brooklyn and New York. Mostly oneshots, almost entirely Newsies, some minor crossover with MCU and Bandstand. Everyone is gay and Jewish. Very spracey.

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    Or, gay Jewish elves. The adventures of Tzipporah Hawke, elf-blooded, lock-picking lesbian, and her best friends. May contain Hawke/Merrill, Fenris/Anders, Aveline/Donnic.

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    "We trade today for tomorrow/placing bets on destiny" - Seanan Mcguire. The Gaang, after the war.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Spot Conlon's been king of Brooklyn for too long, and nothing lasts in Brooklyn.

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    18 Feb 2019

  2. Rec 4

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    When the Feds caught Spot's scent, he fled to Dublin. Racer would be joining him once this idiot FBI agent was done with this interrogation.

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    12 Feb 2019

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    When CAPTAIN AMERICA walks into the precinct, Jake staples his finger and doesn't realize it for like, six hours. He can only be happy that Scully and Hitchcock leave every day they can at 4:48pm so that they couldn’t bring shame upon the family.

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    01 Feb 2019

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    Jefferson Davis can’t lie to himself, as much as he tries. He and Miles have always butted heads-- his son just has this carefree, unfettered approach to life that Davis' strict, no-nonsense methods seemingly have no place in. A large part of him loves Miles for that, truly, even though sometimes Jefferson feels as if he's just slowing him down.

    But now, with Miles away at school on weeknights-- seemingly always busy with something or another-- Jefferson has never felt that gaping space between himself and his son yawn wider.

    Enter the new Spider-Man. A free-spirited kid, five foot nothing and standing between the whole city and danger as if it’s his job, breaking a long series of minor laws with careless ease, and giving a certain cop heart palpitations on a regular basis.

    Jefferson Davis can’t lie to himself anymore. No matter how much he hates vigilantes-- especially of the masked variety-- a child is a child. And a dad is a dad.

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    12 Jan 2019

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    Miles saves the multiverse, gets sweet new powers, goes through a fairly-traumatic origin story, and has four whole days of riding high on a wave of new-and-improved teenaged self-esteem before some douche on the street looks him dead in the eye and says, "You couldn't have waited until Peter Parker was cold in his grave before stealing his name, huh?"

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    09 Jan 2019