CaptainLordAuditor

I bet you were expecting something clever, weren't you? This isn't xkcd you know.



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    Some Newsies oneshots set in the same universe in canon era. Mostly Sprace. Everyone's gay and Jewish.

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    Or, gay Jewish elves. The adventures of Tzipporah Hawke, elf-blooded, lock-picking lesbian, and her best friends. May contain Hawke/Merrill, Fenris/Anders, Aveline/Donnic.

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    "We trade today for tomorrow/placing bets on destiny" - Seanan Mcguire. The Gaang, after the war.

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    The one where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion.

    This is a collection of oneshots that all fit into the same universe, but posted in no particular order. Updated when the muse strikes me.

    Alternate summary, according to TV Tropes: A man attempts to escape slavery by turning into one of his culture heroes, teaching his daughter how to do magic, killing people, and flower arranging.

    For more about this 'verse, check out the tag on my tumblr.

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    07 Nov 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Jack Kelly is a penniless college student who frequents a quiet café on the corner near his apartment. One day they get a new Barista.

    Jack has never been too good at telling the absolute truth. Little lies like this can't hurt, can they?

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    13 Oct 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Finally, Race rounds a corner. His heart is still beating out of his chest but the Delanceys, thank God, are nowhere to be seen. Legs aching and still high from the run, he somehow finds the strength to laugh.

    or, Race can't stop getting into fights and Spot can't stop helping him. This might be a problem.

    (Updates Saturdays)

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    16 Sep 2018

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    In 1945, Steve Rogers jumps from a nosediving plane and swims through miles of Arctic Ocean to a frozen shore.

    In 1947, Steve Rogers marries Peggy Carter.

    In 1966, the New York Times finds the lost letters of Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes.

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    09 Sep 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    02 Sep 2018