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    “If I tell you, you have to promise not to laugh at me,” Jaskier says, his hand on Lambert’s bare chest.
    Lambert raises an eyebrow at him. “When have I ever laughed at you?”

    “Every single day, you brute!”

    Jaskier fixes him with a glare, and Lambert sighs. “All right, I promise. Happy?”

    Jaskier grumbles. “Not particularly.”

    Lambert raises his eyebrows expectantly, and Jaskier looks down, tugging at the bed spread instead of making eye contact. A blush colors his face.

    “I’ve…never slept with a man before.”

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    19 Sep 2021

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    Lambert has done many, many fool things in his life, but calling the law of surprise as payment for a contract might just take the crown as the worst.

    In his defence, he really didn't think he'd be walking away with a husband.

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    07 Sep 2021

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    Geralt finds himself saddled with a nosy, noisy bard that just wont leave off. Resigned to his fate, Geralt allows the bard to travel with him, only to find out that the bard is not what he first appears to be.

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    PLOT HEAVY PORN

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    This started as a piss kink fic... and then grew legs and ran away with me. So have some... ah... plotty piss? Pissy plot? It's less about the piss and more about the "WHYYYYYY"

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    27 Jun 2021

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    The wolf school is the last school of witchers to create a formal bond with a region of the world, not particularly caring to play those games, but they also needed to survive. Vesemir arranges a mating contract between Geralt and Julian Pankratz of Lettenhove.

    Geralt knows that as the alpha of their pack he has to do this, but he is terrified of the marriage, worried about the omega who is going to be saddled with the butcher, the monster the continent fears.

    He dreads the wedding, and all his fears feel like they are coming true when he meets this Julian who is completely detached and cold. But not all is as it seems and when they arrive home at Kaer Morhen for winter, everything changes.

    And sometimes when we face our worst fears, we get instead our sweetest dreams.

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    19 Jun 2021

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    “In your opinion, Mr Rivia, is it true that Julian Alfred Pankratz is the best goalkeeper in the world at the moment?” the reporter asks him, smiling as though she’s in on the joke.

    “Jaskier isn’t even the best keeper in Arsenal,” Geralt replies, deadpan.

    Pankratz's transfer deal from Arsenal to Kaer Morhen Football Club is finalised the very next day.

     
    Geralt is a simple man with simple desires: he wants to play football and get paid for it. He does not want to be photographed while out for a jog, or have his anatomy debated on morning TV, or play any part in his idiot teammate Jaskier's scheme to expose an ex-friend for leaking stories about him to the tabloid newspapers.
     
    Funny how things work out.

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    01 Jun 2021