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    Peter never expected to fall for the first man to flirt with him. And he definitely didn't expect to fall for a gun-slinging mercenary Tony outright forbade him from speaking to.

    It turned out Tony Stark was determined to keep Peter a virgin. Forever.
    Whenever Deadpool showed up to a fight (and those occurrences were coincidentally increasing), Tony found a way to keep them separated. And Peter, for the life of him, didn’t understand why. Yes, the man was crude and brash. He swung his katanas a little too carelessly, and had absolutely no qualms about his own limbs being sliced or hacked or blown apart. But he fought for the good guys, and that made him a good guy in Peter’s eyes.

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    19 Jan 2019

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    “You know, time travel stories are seriously lame,” Wade said, as he lay on the couch. “It all goes down to ‘if you can go back in time, why don’t you kill Hitler?’ which is a polarising way to look at it. No wonder it pissed off test audiences.”

    “Wade.”

    “I mean, I’ve only ever liked one time travel story ever. A Sound of Thunder. Some asshole steps on a butterfly and fucks things up for everyone. Story of my life, right there.”

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    19 Jan 2019

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    When the Avengers had briefed him on Deadpool, they played up the Kills People for Money and Has No Real Morals angle and left out the Is Pretty Damn Funny and Charming in a Weird, Terrifying Sort of Way part.

    Or, five times they meet on rooftops plus one time they take it to the streets*

    (*with apologies to The Doobie Brothers).

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    19 Jan 2019

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    There’s a weird familiarity about the kid's tone and posture, and it’s true that Wade is pretty far from home today but he’s also certain he’d remember that baby-face if he’d seen it before. On the other hand, he has spent the better part of the past few years feeling like he’s missed a step, so this conversation isn’t exactly anything new.
    [[A hot guy is willingly talking to us. Go with it.]]
    [Don’t make an ass of yourself.]
    “Shaddup,” Wade grumbles, though Yellow has a point...

    OR Peter thinks Wade knows his secret identity, and Wade is really confused by the hot coed who keeps popping up and hanging out with him.

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    19 Jan 2019

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    “What the hell,” Jason says, because his mind has played him countless tricks in his dreams but none as vivid. Because he knows damn well that it wasn’t a dream. He opens his eyes and looks up. Bruce’s mouth is drawn into a thin line.

    “Yes,” Bruce says.

    And so it begins.

    Live. Die. Repeat.

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    18 Jan 2019