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Rose♦Terezi image. Or Rose♥Terezi rather, but the only hint of that is an itty-bitty heart in the corner that you can't even see, it's so itty (and bitty).



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    Tom Riddle was sorted into Gryffindor. There is nothing to fear.

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    TG: now this is a story all about how
    our lives got flipped turned upside down
    and id like to take a minute
    while this tale unfurls
    ill tell you how we became the founders of a new world

    TT: I believe what Dave means to impart is that, following unfortunately unforeseen circumstances, we determined that the meteor was off-course, fated to wander paradox space forever.

    GA: A Rather Dispiriting Revelation

    CG: BUT I DECIDED THAT STICKING OUR THUMBS UP OUR CHUTES AND GIVING UP WAS A FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA, AND DESPITE CONSTANT STUPID SETBACKS, WE MANAGED TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT.

    GA: It Proved To Be Difficult
    Rather Like Making A Tangible Substance From Nothing

    GC: BUT W3 3M3RG3D VICTOR1OUS! TH3 L4W W4S SUR3LY ON OUR S1D3. TH4T 4ND 3XC3LL3NT L34D3RSH1P.

    CG: THANKS.

    GC: 1 D1DN'T M34N YOU.

    CG: FUCK YOU

    WV: Please do not fight. I do not believe it is conductive to a civilized and peaceful society.

    TC: WeRe AlL pEaCeFuL hErE bRo
    yeah
    SO MOTHERFUCKING PEACEFUL

    TT: Ahem. Regardless, that is the subject of this tale.

    TG: so i looked out at my meteor
    it was finally here
    a home for knights sylphs bards and seers

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    This series is dead. Read Games We Didn't Play to see how it would have ended.

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    Godstuck AU. The post-scratch trolls all attained god tier and won Sgrub soundly, entering their new universe as a pantheon of gods and choosing Earth as a base of operations.

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    A post-canon AU where the Yeerks on Earth were not uniformly required to become nothlits, mostly thanks to the intervention of one Cassie Taylor.

    The Empire is gone, dead and buried. These are the stories of the Yeerks who survived the fall and tried to pick up the pieces.

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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    Living on the streets meant Aladdin was used to making his own rules, but his relationship with Jasmine means that it's suddenly an issue that he was born in a female body.

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    15 Feb 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    Some scenes from an alternate version of Disney's Aladdin.

    What if people were good at wishing? The Genie's rules have holes you could drive a herd of camels through, but they don't have to. Aladdin and Jafar's wishes are shallow and limited, and lack the foresight that really effective wishing entails, but wouldn't a battle between effective wishers be much more interesting? And while we're at it, why does Jasmine have so little agency and basically act as a prize to be won in a battle between two men when literally the entire point of her narrative is that she's not that?

    Not exactly a complete fanfic, but enough of one that if you've seen the movie you can probably fill in the gaps yourself.

    Contains normative advice on the use and binding of Genies.

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    15 Feb 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    The genie has had many masters in his long life

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    15 Feb 2019

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    Leaving when Captain Li Shang told her to was the perfect solution to hiding her gender. In hindsight, it might only have been the perfect excuse. Not that it matters when the Huns overtake China.

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    10 Feb 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    The son of Fa Zhou is an immediate disappointment.

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    10 Feb 2019