3 Works by Callmesalticidae in Christian Bible

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    A snippet or possible prologue or first chapter or something from a story that's been in my head for several years now. I don't know what I'll do with the idea past this, but here you go.

    "The countryside, brown and dry, in summer, where he had lived as a child. He rode a horse, and approaching him on his left a squad of horses nearing slowly. On the horses rode men in shining robes, each a different color; each wore a pointed helmet that sparkled in the sunlight. The slow, solemn knights passed him and as they traveled by he made out the face of one: an ancient marble face, a terribly old man with rippling cascades of white beard. What a strong nose he had. What noble features. So tired, so serious, so far beyond ordinary men. Evidently he was a king." Philip K. Dick, Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    God is the Almighty Janitor. Jesus is the Man with No Name. Karl Marx is his best friend. Rainbow Dash is the Devil and acid is magic.

    This is most assuredly not the Bible. But it's pretty close (no it isn't, not at all).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,755
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
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    "Fate of the Gods," or Ragnarok. A fusion of Norse and Christian apocalypses.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    515
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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