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    Godstuck AU. The post-scratch trolls all attained god tier and won Sgrub soundly, entering their new universe as a pantheon of gods and choosing Earth as a base of operations.

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    Tom Riddle was sorted into Gryffindor. There is nothing to fear.

    (If oneshots and multishots aren't your thing, you can probably skip ahead to Hermione Granger and the Silent Country, which, by accident, has a pretty good recap of what you need to know to hit the ground running in that story.)

    Join us on the Discord server: https://discord.gg/xjCBgff.

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    TG: now this is a story all about how
    our lives got flipped turned upside down
    and id like to take a minute
    while this tale unfurls
    ill tell you how we became the founders of a new world

    TT: I believe what Dave means to impart is that, following unfortunately unforeseen circumstances, we determined that the meteor was off-course, fated to wander paradox space forever.

    GA: A Rather Dispiriting Revelation

    CG: BUT I DECIDED THAT STICKING OUR THUMBS UP OUR CHUTES AND GIVING UP WAS A FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA, AND DESPITE CONSTANT STUPID SETBACKS, WE MANAGED TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT.

    GA: It Proved To Be Difficult
    Rather Like Making A Tangible Substance From Nothing

    GC: BUT W3 3M3RG3D VICTOR1OUS! TH3 L4W W4S SUR3LY ON OUR S1D3. TH4T 4ND 3XC3LL3NT L34D3RSH1P.

    CG: THANKS.

    GC: 1 D1DN'T M34N YOU.

    CG: FUCK YOU

    WV: Please do not fight. I do not believe it is conductive to a civilized and peaceful society.

    TC: WeRe AlL pEaCeFuL hErE bRo
    yeah
    SO MOTHERFUCKING PEACEFUL

    TT: Ahem. Regardless, that is the subject of this tale.

    TG: so i looked out at my meteor
    it was finally here
    a home for knights sylphs bards and seers

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    A soulmarks universe one-shot that traverses the entire series.

    Harry Potter is born with the words "Avada Kedavra" written over his heart.

    The world is different, but the story is the same.

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    There are some great quick guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide, dividing all of the available tags into the following categories:

    1. Text Formatting (in-line HTML)
    2. Page Formatting (block HTML)
    3. Tables and Lists
    4. Links and Images

    Each tag will have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example.

    It will also introduce tag attributes, ways to further refine formatting, for a few simple - but widely applicable - cases.

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  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Remus gets back from a work trip to find the pub he fills in at has been cursed. Rather than too few suspects, there are far too many.

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  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Accurately dating fics is good practice, and is useful to both individual fans and the fandom as a whole. Yet finding accurate publication dates for many fics is nearly impossible: some fics don't have dates at all, some fics have hidden or lost dates, and others are incorrectly dated when they are re-posted to AO3.

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