Callmesalticidae

Rose♦Terezi image. Or Rose♥Terezi rather, but the only hint of that is an itty-bitty heart in the corner that you can't even see, it's so itty (and bitty).



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    Tom Riddle was sorted into Gryffindor. There is nothing to fear.

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    TG: now this is a story all about how
    our lives got flipped turned upside down
    and id like to take a minute
    while this tale unfurls
    ill tell you how we became the founders of a new world

    TT: I believe what Dave means to impart is that, following unfortunately unforeseen circumstances, we determined that the meteor was off-course, fated to wander paradox space forever.

    GA: A Rather Dispiriting Revelation

    CG: BUT I DECIDED THAT STICKING OUR THUMBS UP OUR CHUTES AND GIVING UP WAS A FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA, AND DESPITE CONSTANT STUPID SETBACKS, WE MANAGED TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT.

    GA: It Proved To Be Difficult
    Rather Like Making A Tangible Substance From Nothing

    GC: BUT W3 3M3RG3D VICTOR1OUS! TH3 L4W W4S SUR3LY ON OUR S1D3. TH4T 4ND 3XC3LL3NT L34D3RSH1P.

    CG: THANKS.

    GC: 1 D1DN'T M34N YOU.

    CG: FUCK YOU

    WV: Please do not fight. I do not believe it is conductive to a civilized and peaceful society.

    TC: WeRe AlL pEaCeFuL hErE bRo
    yeah
    SO MOTHERFUCKING PEACEFUL

    TT: Ahem. Regardless, that is the subject of this tale.

    TG: so i looked out at my meteor
    it was finally here
    a home for knights sylphs bards and seers

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    This series is dead. Read Games We Didn't Play to see how it would have ended.

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    Godstuck AU. The post-scratch trolls all attained god tier and won Sgrub soundly, entering their new universe as a pantheon of gods and choosing Earth as a base of operations.

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    A post-canon AU where the Yeerks on Earth were not uniformly required to become nothlits, mostly thanks to the intervention of one Cassie Taylor.

    The Empire is gone, dead and buried. These are the stories of the Yeerks who survived the fall and tried to pick up the pieces.

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    A rare moment of happiness in Eileen's youth, as Gobstones Champion Extraordinaire.

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    14 Aug 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Bad relationships don't necessarily start out that way.

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    13 Aug 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    In a dystopian future where Voldemort has triumphed, Horace receives a disturbing letter from the Department for the Preservation and Furthering of Magical Blood.

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    13 Aug 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Bellatrix wasn't always the notorious mad witch of the war. Or was she? An account of some early signs of Bella's psychosis and the way her family dealt with it.

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    03 Aug 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    "Oh, those Black sisters, people would say. There's something a little wild about them." 1971. Bellatrix's plans to liven up a party reveal unexpected truths.

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    03 Aug 2018