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  1. Summary

    Tom Riddle was sorted into Gryffindor. There is nothing to fear.

    (If oneshots and multishots aren't your thing, you can probably skip ahead to Hermione Granger and the Silent Country, which, by accident, has a pretty good recap of what you need to know to hit the ground running in that story.)

    Join us on the Discord server: https://discord.gg/xjCBgff.

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    Godstuck AU. The post-scratch trolls all attained god tier and won Sgrub soundly, entering their new universe as a pantheon of gods and choosing Earth as a base of operations.

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    TG: now this is a story all about how
    our lives got flipped turned upside down
    and id like to take a minute
    while this tale unfurls
    ill tell you how we became the founders of a new world

    TT: I believe what Dave means to impart is that, following unfortunately unforeseen circumstances, we determined that the meteor was off-course, fated to wander paradox space forever.

    GA: A Rather Dispiriting Revelation

    CG: BUT I DECIDED THAT STICKING OUR THUMBS UP OUR CHUTES AND GIVING UP WAS A FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA, AND DESPITE CONSTANT STUPID SETBACKS, WE MANAGED TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT.

    GA: It Proved To Be Difficult
    Rather Like Making A Tangible Substance From Nothing

    GC: BUT W3 3M3RG3D VICTOR1OUS! TH3 L4W W4S SUR3LY ON OUR S1D3. TH4T 4ND 3XC3LL3NT L34D3RSH1P.

    CG: THANKS.

    GC: 1 D1DN'T M34N YOU.

    CG: FUCK YOU

    WV: Please do not fight. I do not believe it is conductive to a civilized and peaceful society.

    TC: WeRe AlL pEaCeFuL hErE bRo
    yeah
    SO MOTHERFUCKING PEACEFUL

    TT: Ahem. Regardless, that is the subject of this tale.

    TG: so i looked out at my meteor
    it was finally here
    a home for knights sylphs bards and seers

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  5. Summary

    This series is dead. Read Games We Didn't Play to see how it would have ended.

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    Dudley Dursley reluctantly and somewhat awkwardly accepts an invitation to his cousin's wedding. While there, he meets Harry's friends, discovers some fascinating wizarding adult beverages - and meets Cho Chang, who has her own reasons to find herself out of place and drinking heavily at the wedding of Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley.

    In the months to come, this unlikely encounter will make him rethink his attitudes towards the magical world, drastically change the course of both of their lives, and change Dudley's relationship with his family forever.

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    24 Jul 2021

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    Granny Weatherwax gave a disapproving sniff as she looked around. "I told you Mrs. Pogget's strange new closet was trouble." She tilted her head, walking over to a lamppost, perched proudly alongside the path. "Out of place," she muttered, mostly to herself.

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    24 Jul 2021

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    Azula's a capable strategist. She thinks things through. She inspires trust in her subjects in a way that her father really... doesn't, anymore.

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    18 Jul 2021

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    When Azula is ten, father agrees to off his firstborn in exchange for power. As the firstborn, she takes some minor offense to this.

    Or: Zuko is born second. His big sister shuts the Dum-Dum up before he can mouth off enough for an Agni Kai. Three years later, the Gaang have to deal with fourteen year old bright-eyed imperialist Zuko on their trail.

    And Ozai has to deal with a daughter who only needs to be taught a lesson once. She is a prodigy, after all.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    Hakoda skimmed the letter, then blinked and read it closer.

    – Fire Lord tragically passed away tragically a few days ago. Her Majesty, Fire Lord Azula is interested in renegotiating for Prince Zuko’s safe return, if he remains with you and your crew –

    He caught a glance of Zuko’s scroll. It had two large words on it.

    Dum-Dum.

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    Or, Azula is two years older than Zuko, Zuko is being held hostage on a water tribe ship, and Mai and Ty Lee are there for spice. (Insp. by MuffinLance's Salvage and As The World Should Be)

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    18 Jul 2021