Callmesalticidae

Rose♦Terezi image. Or Rose♥Terezi rather, but the only hint of that is an itty-bitty heart in the corner that you can't even see, it's so itty (and bitty).



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  1. Summary

    TG: now this is a story all about how
    our lives got flipped turned upside down
    and id like to take a minute
    while this tale unfurls
    ill tell you how we became the founders of a new world

    TT: I believe what Dave means to impart is that, following unfortunately unforeseen circumstances, we determined that the meteor was off-course, fated to wander paradox space forever.

    GA: A Rather Dispiriting Revelation

    CG: BUT I DECIDED THAT STICKING OUR THUMBS UP OUR CHUTES AND GIVING UP WAS A FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA, AND DESPITE CONSTANT STUPID SETBACKS, WE MANAGED TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT.

    GA: It Proved To Be Difficult
    Rather Like Making A Tangible Substance From Nothing

    GC: BUT W3 3M3RG3D VICTOR1OUS! TH3 L4W W4S SUR3LY ON OUR S1D3. TH4T 4ND 3XC3LL3NT L34D3RSH1P.

    CG: THANKS.

    GC: 1 D1DN'T M34N YOU.

    CG: FUCK YOU

    WV: Please do not fight. I do not believe it is conductive to a civilized and peaceful society.

    TC: WeRe AlL pEaCeFuL hErE bRo
    yeah
    SO MOTHERFUCKING PEACEFUL

    TT: Ahem. Regardless, that is the subject of this tale.

    TG: so i looked out at my meteor
    it was finally here
    a home for knights sylphs bards and seers

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    This series is dead. Read Games We Didn't Play to see how it would have ended.

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    Godstuck AU. The post-scratch trolls all attained god tier and won Sgrub soundly, entering their new universe as a pantheon of gods and choosing Earth as a base of operations.

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    A post-canon AU where the Yeerks on Earth were not uniformly required to become nothlits, mostly thanks to the intervention of one Cassie Taylor.

    The Empire is gone, dead and buried. These are the stories of the Yeerks who survived the fall and tried to pick up the pieces.

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  5. Summary

    If the hat had shouted for Ravenclaw... If Slughorn had been his introduction to Hogwarts and the magical world... If Grindelwald had beaten Dumbledore...

    It didn't have to be this way. For better, for worse, there are other paths that Tom Riddle could have walked, other faces he could have worn.

    Fics by other authors:
    All Roads Lead to Rome, by Alemantele
    Reclamation, by Sam_Storyteller
    The Mountain Comes to Muhammad, by flugantamuso
    Insurgere, by silverpard
    Reparabilis, by Rhyte
    Rectifier, by Niger Aquila

    As well as another fic, whose name I won't mention because saying that it involves an AU Tom Riddle at all will spoil the ending. So only click the link if you're cool with that. If you aren't? Well, that's why I didn't give out the name.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    "You cannot send a tablet saying 'Ea-nasir is a jackal's bastard' repeated twenty times."

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    14 May 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    The green stone clicked into its place on the gauntlet. Thanos vanished.

    "Okay," said Tony, "assume for a second I'm not an idiot."

    From the expression that flickered across Stephen Strange's face, he was going to have a hard time with that.

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  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    Aladdin, as king-to-be, begins his formal schooling and as his knowledge grows, so does his curiosity. Luckily for Aladdin, the Genie is there as a living witness to all that came Before.

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  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    It isn't running away, because surely running away wouldn't involve going to the monsters in the closet. It's just finding where she feels like she fits.

     

    References to underage are not Boo/Sulley.

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    14 May 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    There's a mutated freak intruding in The Grand Highblood's domain, a pale little slip of a girl who spreads heresies like she's talking about the weather. Somehow, he finds he's okay with that.

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    14 May 2018