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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    “He's beautiful, isn’t he?” she murmured.
    He was.
    He was the most perfect baby boy, and David ached.
    There was no doubt this was Kayleigh’s son; the thick dark hair and pale green eyes were too familiar to David. The boy's skin was darker than hers, though. A warm golden brown, almost like David's.
    He knew this wasn’t his son, but, God, David wanted to pretend.

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    15 Feb 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 80

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    And Neil — Neil must be truly plastered, because he turns his face into the cushions and sighs like he's trying to express his answer through his breath alone and —

    "He makes me sane," he mutters, nearly inaudible. The room is suddenly deathly silent. "He makes me safe."

     

    Andrew changes, and Dan watches.

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    13 Feb 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    "Hello," Dan said. "I'm sorry to tell you that you're all dead. This is the Afterlife; your placement here is dependent on your actions during your lifetime. Now, I have some exciting news for you-"

    Nathaniel snorted loudly. "You don't expect any of us to actually believe that we made it into the Good Place, do you?"

    "Why not?" asked Dan.

    He jerked his thumb in Andrew's direction. "Well, before you came in, Exhibit A over here had just finished telling us that he died when he crashed a car on purpose in order to kill someone. What's the cutoff for how many murders committed before someone doesn't qualify for the Good Place anymore? Is it more than zero?"

    "Speak for yourselves," cut in Kevin. "I think I deserve to be in the Good Place. I have a large number of devoted fans and am very talented."

    Nathaniel was quiet for a beat, before pointing at Kevin. "Exhibit B."

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    15 Jan 2019

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    This is honestly really funny

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    15 Jan 2019

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    The population has been decimated by an epidemic, society has fallen, and no one is safe. But Neil has never been safe to begin with.

    When the death of his mother finally leaves him with nothing left to lose, Neil inadvertently stumbles across a miss-match group of people living and working together despite the odds.

    Sometimes it takes the apocalypse to find out where you truly belong; the hard part is holding onto it. And when so much of him is held together by lies, Neil might have to learn that you can never outrun your past indefinitely.

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    10 Jan 2019