CallipygianGoldfish



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    Snippets from the ways "I Love You" might be said, including fluff, ducklings and more fluff. (The numbers are from a leaflet, which made great prompts!)
    These are not in order of their relationship timeline, so no.98 might occur before no.2- I might put them in order once I finish them...

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    Natalia is stacking blocks very carefully when the adults come into the room. None of them look at her, because they're all looking at her father. He's wearing combat gear, and the hair on the left side of his head is slicked back with blood. He smells like smoke and something unnameable, sweet and dark and a little sickly in her nose.

    Father is saying, “Don't be ridiculous. The only thing children are good at is disobeying.”

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    15 May 2018

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    Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed

    Enter MI6's new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile. Curious 00-agents and young boffins don't always mix in predictable ways...

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    04 Apr 2018

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    Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.

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    01 Dec 2017

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    Eggsy takes out the medal in slightly worse circumstances, asking for a miracle.

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    28 Apr 2017

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    Sirius is in boarding school, Remus is in hospital, and they don't know each other until Sirius texts the wrong number.

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    15 Mar 2017