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    Hell's quite a fun place to be, if you're not a minion. The head boss spends his time playing hooky and trying to evade his PA, said PA takes revenge by having sex with Lucifer's brother on his desk; Norbert's time is filled up with doing his brother's work FOR him, turning useless demons to ash (then stressing out over the state of his carpets) and generally trying to keep operations in Hell running smoothly. And Abaddon's got his work cut out for him, what with having to keep looking pretty in his fur-lined Viking inspired clothes and corrupting the humans on earth.

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    Ren's a Mad Scientist with a penchant for blowing shit up. Brad's an assassin with a penchant for blowing shit up. They're pretty much a match made in heaven, or hell.

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    Lan Xichen is ready to spend the rest of his life in seclusion, lost in guilt and self-recrimination.

    Wei Wuxian is less ready to spend the rest of his life watching Lan Zhan miss his brother.

    Lan Wangji wants his loved ones to be happy.

    And Jiang Cheng just wants what's his.

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    24 Sep 2021

  2. Rec 89

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    The rational response would be to talk to Wei Ying, but Jiang Cheng would actually rather die than stand there like an idiot and search for words, gritting out, “but I thought we were—,” and watching the curl of pity over Wei Ying’s face. Absolutely the fuck not.

    Climbing on Wei Changze’s dick is not the next logical option, but Jiang Cheng has eyes, and is currently fuelled by Red Bull and spite.

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    21 Sep 2021

  3. Rec 92

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    it starts with two men, tangled up in each other in a bed, and wanyin lives up to his name, a name falling off his lips as a chant in the night.

    it follows with yunmeng jiang's orphanage, two beds less empty, one night.

    in the end, jiang wanyin comes to know that he has caught the heart of a god.

    requested by yara_immy on twitter, and kindly shared with her permission. ♡ do not share or repost anywhere else, thank you.

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    21 Sep 2021

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    20 Sep 2021

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    “That’s it. That’s the solution.”

    Jiang Cheng opened an eye confused. “What do you mean?”

    There was a weird light in Lan Xichen’s eyes and for a moment Jiang Cheng thought the other had gone crazy. “We will make them understand what it feels like seeing their brothers being… intimate with each other.”

    (Or: Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen have walked on Wangxian fucking too many times and plan to get revenge by pretending they're together. It goes as well as you think.)

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    19 Sep 2021