Calamityjim



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    Bruce Wayne will do *anything* to protect his children, including taking measures that Batman won't.

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    Pure chaotic Robin energy.

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    There should have been nothing remarkable about two people in a busy cafeteria, but Becket takes in the familiar sight of curly hair, brown eyes, and a t-shirt with a science pun on it talking animatedly alongside Actual Anthony Edward Stark and promptly drops his lunch.

    He gapes for a solid second, seeing but not believing. It definitely doesn’t look like Mr. Stark is forcing the kid to leave, or firing him, or escorting him to security given the relaxed smiles on both of their faces. If anything, Becket thinks Mr. Stark looks rather proud.

    “So, uh, Mr. Stark definitely knows Roomba-Kid,” Becket says and discreetly tilts his head in the direction of the pair.

    “Oh my god,” Jess says. She almost sounds gleeful. “Oh my god, he’s not just some random kid. He’s Mr. Stark’s kid.”

    or: the interns at Stark Industries have some questions about Peter Parker. The answers aren’t quite what they expect.

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    25 Nov 2021

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    02 Nov 2021

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    A series of gen fics, starting with an AU of the end of Chamber of Secrets, where Harry is re-sorted into Slytherin by the Sorting Hat when it falls on his head in the Chamber of Secrets. The first story, Other People's Choices, is complete, and is the AU of Prisoner of Azkaban. Tentative titles for the other stories in the series:

    Wolf's Choice, AU of Goblet of Fire
    Leopard's Choice, AU of Order of the Phoenix
    Stormbearer's Choice, AU of Half-Blood Prince
    Lightning's Choice, AU of Deathly Hallows

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    26 Oct 2021

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    In Tim’s haze of fire, he ends up with a thought that turns everything into ice.

    It’s been a year since he came back with Bruce and he never got an apology.

    So Tim walks up to his older brother who’s now taken a step backward with slightly widened eyes at the smile- the cold and very wide grin that’s taken place on Tim’s face very quickly, very suddenly -and he walks straight up to the man in front of him, puts his hands on his shoulders, and knees him straight in the dick.

    Casually stepping over his older brother practically crying on the edge of the platform, and ignoring the gobsmacked look shared among Tam, the security guards, and most of the press who caught it all on camera, he walks over to wooden stand with the microphone and begins nonchalantly talking about the unfortunate mistake made by someone he doesn't care about in a division that’s so unimportant he was literally thinking about shutting it down a few weeks ago.

    The questions asked by the press weren’t on topic at all.

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    12 Oct 2021

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    Jason is the proud mother of...he doesn't actually remember the kid's name, but he loves his puppy, and Batman is trying to take him away because he says that Jason isn't the puppy's mama.

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    08 Oct 2021