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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    13 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    Richie Tozier meets the love of his life at an open-mic comedy night at a run-down tiki bar in Los Angeles.

    or: Eddie and Richie find each other, even when they can't remember each other. Twenty-seven years later, two pissed-off husbands return to Derry on a mission to kill a clown.

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    04 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    On paper, Richie's life couldn't get much better. He's in his twenties, he gets to live with his best friend in a big city, and by some miracle, someone is actually paying him to be funny.

    The reality is: he's very lonely, and sort of broke, and he's managed to fall in love with the person he's only supposed to be having casual sex with. It's kind of a mess. And he's going to tell jokes about it.

    Also known as: a modern AU where Richie is a small-time stand-up and Eddie is the barman who doesn't love him back.

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    02 Nov 2019

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Richie was sitting in a chair in front of a dressing table, looking into the lit-up mirror while he sipped a glass of amber bourbon. He looked up when Eddie walked in and then there were no words; neither of them had thought this far ahead. Eddie stood awkwardly in the open door, feeling very much like he was still waiting for the big prank to be revealed, for there to be machinations behind all of this that he couldn’t understand.
    “Hey, Trashmouth,” he said, eventually.
    “Hey, Eds,” Richie said.
    “You know I always hated being called that,” Eddie said.
    “Not when it’s me.”

    An AU in which Richie and Eddie meet before Mike calls them all back to Derry, the affair that follows, and the consequences both of them want to ignore.

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    26 Oct 2019

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    Richie grabs the edge of the polaroid and slides it out from underneath the comic books. It’s a picture of a group of kids, all sitting on a porch in someone’s backyard. He recognizes his tween self pretty quickly — stupid hair, enormous glasses that made him look constantly bug-eyed. He’s really hamming it up for the camera, grinning with his arm slung around some dark-haired kid with a cast on his arm. He can’t remember who the kid is, who any of these kids are, but the way they’re all huddled together and smiling like they really give a shit about each other… he doesn’t remember ever having friends like this.

    “Who the fuck are you,” he whispers at the kids in the picture. He flips it over, and sees his own childish chicken-scratch handwriting on the back.

    Bill, Bev, Ben, Eddie, ME!, Stan, & Mike. September 1989!

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    Or, 25-year-old Richie Tozier doesn't know why he can't remember his childhood, or why he has nightmares about yellow eyes looming in the dark. Then he finds an old photo of friends he can't remember, and things start to change. A "what if Richie and Eddie found each other again during the 27 years" fic.

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    23 Oct 2019