CaffieneKitty

Will Kill for Coffee



Fandoms

  1. Supernatural (152)
  2. Sherlock (TV) (143)
  3. Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms (17)
  4. Cabin Pressure (12)
  5. Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (8)

Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    When Sherlock sends John to investigate an abandoned criminal operation, he finds it not so abandoned after all. Things get worse from there.

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  2. Summary

    An alternate universe where the world of Sherlock is a role-playing game run by North American co-Gamemasters Steve and Mark; their friends Marty, Ben and Rupert are the players.

    In other words, RPG-themed crack.

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  3. Summary

    LJ User Teithiwr picked 6 of my icons for me to write short fic or drabbles about. These are the resulting stories. All are separate and self-contained and can be read in any order, I'm just calling it a series to keep this sub-group organized.

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  4. Summary

    Two related crack crossovers wherein Merry and Pippin (LOTR) exchange places with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (Hamlet and related works), and vice versa.

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  5. Summary

    After working so hard to be allowed into the Evil League of Evil, Billy finds that going evil and joining the League has become solely a means to an end.

    That end? Going back in time and saving Penny.

     

    NOTE: This series is a STALLED WIP. The individual entries are complete in themselves can be read separately, the overall plot arc won't be complete until the series is finished, and that will be a very long time coming.

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Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

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    The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

    Series
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    Chapters:
    33/33
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    10 Jun 2019

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    10 Jun 2019

  3. Rec *

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    Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    144,847
    Chapters:
    50/50
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    1561
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    10 Jun 2019

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Izuku Midoriya used to want to be a hero. It seems a distant dream, now, after everything that he's done—after everything that he's been made to do. But it's still there. It's a dim, flickering flame, burning lower by the day.

    He doesn't have time to concern himself with that though, these days he's too focused on staying alive to think too much about what he can never have.

    Then All Might takes a job teaching at UA, and the universe says hey you know what would be fun? What if we fucked Izuku over even more than we already have? and thus, Izuku ends up in the General Education class of UA with strict instructions to report everything he can, because, thank fucking no one, he just can't catch a goddamn break.

    AKA Hisashi Midoriya is a member of one of the most notorious underground supervillain organizations, and Izuku is being forced to help them (even though, trust him, he'd really rather not). Too bad that they don't predict that Izuku's going to get adopted by half the faculty when they send him to spy on the prestigious hero academy.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    01 Mar 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    WIP

  5. Rec 39

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    Reichenbach fic. Does contain SH:GoS spoilers.

    Written for a kinkmeme prompt: "At the moment they believe their Holmes is dead at Reichenbach, all Watsons in every universe connect, just for a split second, through their shock and grief. Because some things transcend all universe barriers."

    Language:
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    1/1
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    39
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    3284

    03 Oct 2017