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    These two idiots watch porn and fall in love.

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    Four Times the Doctor and Rose Fucked... and One Time They Made Love

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    A series of unconnected Doctor/Rose prompts. Mostly one-shots, mostly from timepetalsprompts. Drabbles, ficlets and full-length fics. Ratings vary.

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    Crowley had waited six thousand years, kept it all in check. But this was the slipperiest slope he’d ever set foot on and as soon as he’d indulged in a few discretionary acts of kindness he was falling face first into pining, tumbling into flirting, about to dislocate his knees on the sharp rocks of intimacy.

    Was this really it? What he had waited six thousand years for? A stupid flower show? Aziraphale wasn’t pulling away from him. Maybe… maybe this time he wouldn’t? Maybe they’d hold hands again. Maybe tonight with a bottle of merlot in them he’d finally work up the courage and just kiss him and he wouldn’t pull away.

    The very moment he’d thought it he spotted the problem at the flower show.

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    04 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    Crowley is a difficult kid. His parents are losing their heads trying to control their child, so they take him to spend the summer with some old friends in their farm. He meets their younger son, Aziraphale, whose name he can't even pronounce, and no summer was ever boring again.

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    29 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 72

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    “As celestial, or” here she nodded at Crowley “demonic beings, there are only two ways to establish legal residency on earth. One way, which is already closed to both of you, is to be born here. The other is to take up residency as a married couple”.

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    27 Oct 2019

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    The Ineffable Pining Showmance AU that no one asked for.

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    23 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    “So we’re supposed to. Uh,” Crowley begins, and then stops. 

    Aziraphale doesn’t blame him. The first time he’d read the prophecy it’d seemed vague and unhelpful, but then they’d worked out that the “fire” referenced was probably Hellfire, that Heaven and Hell were coming for them, and that the only way out was to. Well.

    “Seems that way,” Aziraphale says, with far more evenness than he feels. His face is the colour of just having been told by a 17th century witch to mix essences with the demon one adores. That is to say, it’s very, very red.

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    22 Oct 2019