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  1. Public Bookmark 74

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    “Look,” he said. “This is all very sad. Would you like me to suck your cock about it?”

    Geralt stared at him. “What?”

    Jaskier puts his foot in his mouth and makes up for it by putting something more fun in there.

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    23 Jul 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    Jaskier wishes that his parents would have told him that he was part incubus. It doesn't change much once he finds out, but it would have been nice. The only thing made more difficult by it is his rather unfortunate attraction to one Geralt of Rivia.

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    12 Jun 2020

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    “You’re going to have to start taking Ciri to school, I can’t do it any more,” Yen says over the phone. “I mean it, Geralt, if we don’t want to have to go on the lam because I’ve murdered a kindergarten teacher, this is your fucking job now. Jesus Christ. I cannot fucking stand that man.”

    Or: Snippets in which Geralt is a very tired dad and Ciri's kindergarten teacher won't stop smiling.

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    29 May 2020

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    Pestilence is a bitch, and the entire university has had to shift to e-learning overnight. Jaskier is a systems admin being forced to pick up slack for the overwhelmed help desk. Work ended hours ago, so why is he on a support call with the most technologically-incapable history professor he's ever met? And really, what is the deal with this guy?

    Based on the "OMG they were Zoommates" prompt from the AO3 comment Tumblr.

    This is, five times Jaskier and Geralt used Zoom for tech support, and one time they used Zoom for... something else.
    I apologize if this upsets you; it helps me cope with the emotions, so I'm hoping to channel stress into fluff and put it out there so it can possibly help others.

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    29 May 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    Jaskier’s favorite coffee shop is bustling with customers, and there’s only one seat left— right next to Geralt of Rivia. They get to talking (well, Jaskier talks, anyway,) and something about them clicks.

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    28 May 2020