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  1. Rec 18

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    “Yeah, yeah, I know. Just a snack.” Wally waves down the waitress, taking a menu eagerly. “Hey, Mavis. I’ll take a Rueben, a grilled cheese, turkey club, three slices of apple pie, and a coffee.”

    Bats clears his throat.

    “Uh. Decaf coffee.”

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    08 Jan 2018

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    “My true love will have hair the color of yellow apples,” and Jack Zimmermann will take a bite from the forbidden fruit, juice running down his chin. “My true love will be exactly five feet and six-and-a-half inches tall,” and he will chew a leaf from a tree of that same height. “My true love will be as sweet as sugar and sharp as lemon,” and he will drink half a glass of Great-Aunt Cathy’s lemonade, waiting until the last dregs of sugar hit his tongue. “And if a single one of these things is not to be, then let it be known—my true love shall not be he.”

    (He knows in his bones that this spell won't ever come true. After all, his true love isn't real, and if he's not real, then the curse can't take him. That's the whole point.)

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    Or, a Practical Magic AU. Wherein Jack Zimmermann must deal with family curses, hockey legacies, accidental manslaughter, Kent Parson's obstinate death wish, and a snarky Southern kitchen warlock who won't mind his own damn business.

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    07 Jan 2018

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    It's the Christmas season, and all Steve wants is a little privacy. All Tony wants is a date.

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    07 Jan 2018

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    Stiles got ratted out by the Realm Guard for sneaking off with Scott a total of seven times before his dad buckled, promising sabbatical once Stiles reached Faehood, and enough Earth culture in the meantime to have him talking like a born-and-bred Californian teenager.

    He just didn’t have the tan.

    (Or, in which Stiles is a Frost Fae sent to the Earth Realm on the Fae version of Rumspringa and immediately falls head-first into a Coffee Shop AU)

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    04 Jan 2018

  5. Rec 38

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    “So,” he asks a couple weeks later, after Derek has dropped by again, unannounced, with a couple of grocery bags and a felt toy for Erica, “when are you leaving, again?”

    And if it sounds a little desperate, it’s because he is.

    He really, really is.

    Derek is— the thing is: when they’re not in mortal peril, Derek is distressingly charming and attractive, and he’s like a baby whisperer, and Stiles has always kind of wanted to bone him, ever since he was a scrawny, horny little shit of a teen who thought he was gonna become Lydia Martin’s kept husband some day, and— he’s just not good at the ‘not falling for unattainable people’ thing. He sucks at it. Big time.

    “I’m not,” Derek says then, and Stiles could literally cry.

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    28 Dec 2017