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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    When you die, you have to walk a desert. Obi-Wan and Anakin are dead, and they've been to deserts before.

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    21 Apr 2018

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    Bilbo Baggins hated Lobelia Bracegirdle long before he'd ever met her. And in turn, Lobelia Bracegirdle, being the ambitious and overachieving sort that she was, absolutely, totally, wouldn't-have-spit-on-him-if-he-were-on-fire despised Bilbo Baggins long before she'd ever met him too.

    Against all odds and their feuding families, they get married.

    But it's not that kind of love story.

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    21 Apr 2018

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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    21 Apr 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    "Desmond's not pregnant. At least, as far as I can tell. Might have just had a big lunch."

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    14 Apr 2018

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    Harry Potter found peace after the war in another world where a large number of Potters live. He makes his living as an animal healer in Godric’s Hollow, surrounded by family and away from all wars. But his peace shatters with the arrival of a Tom Riddle from another dimension, who seeks a Potter who can be his foretold weapon in his own war.

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    07 Apr 2018