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    Jaskier stared in horror at the man before him.

    No, not man, because no man would ever do something so horrifying and appalling such as this without so much as a twitch to his face, and even though Jaskier spent most of his time and effort trying to convince this self-deprecating hunk of a witcher that no, he was not a heartless monster and was in fact, still human in many aspects, Jaskier could not bring himself to do it now. Not this time.

    Maybe not ever.

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    You know how some game mechanics make sense in games but are absolutely ridiculous in real life?

    Crackfic where instead of grand adventures and heroics, Jaskier spends his travels having to deal with Geralt’s absurd behavior - from horrifying eating habits, his ridiculous collection of broken rakes, aggressive herb gathering techniques, to a frankly scary obsession with Gwent, among other things.

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    05 Nov 2020

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    This is absolutely hilarious. Definitely a read for when you want to have a smile or a laugh.

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    Jaskier's been a ruined omega for six years now. He's been bought by more alphas than he cares to count, and sold on again; he knows how this works.

    Being bought by a witcher is a new level of terror...and then it turns out it's not just one witcher, but three. Jaskier is fairly sure he's going to die.

    And then it turns out that witchers really don't act much like human alphas at all.

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    30 Oct 2020

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    An amazing work. I'm so excited to see it finished. Poor Jaskier is learning to heal and trust and I'm happy for him.

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    Years and years after Kaer Morhen, in the bed of a particularly skilled prostitute, Geralt learned that other things besides injury and stress could trigger his strange mutation. Warmth. Safety. A lovers’ touch. He’d also learned that no matter how good of an actress a lady of the night may be, there were limits to what a human would put up with for the sake of coin.

    When Jaskier comes along, the White Wolf already knows to hide his freakish nature as best as he’s able.

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    09 Aug 2020

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    “I feel I should remind you that actually giving Geralt your baby is a bad idea.”

    "You're just miffed she's not named after you."

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    Jaskier stumbles into the White Honey clinic looking for help for his newborn, and Geralt ends up with a new receptionist and a family.

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    08 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    The bandages appear not long after Jaskier himself.

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    21 Jul 2020