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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Reposting after a mistaken orphaning

    Mysteries of the universe include, but are not limited to, man's relation to space and time and the role of perception in determining our position therein--but much more importantly, the androgynous and possibly evil delivery person that will not yield unto Dr. Wile E. Coyote his parcels and mail.

    How does one dye one's dreadlocks purple anyway?

    A humanized Looney Tunes AU

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    24 Sep 2018

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    Reborn is never going to believe another word that comes out of Iemitsu’s mouth ever again.

    (Or, Tsuna gets himself a teacher, a new skillset, and a family that’s twice as insane as in canon. Reborn is not amused.)

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    02 Aug 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 93

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    wHY THE HELL ARE YOU TEXTING STRANGERS AT 2 AM WITH LIGHTBULB JOKES?!

     

     

    I’ll do you one better: why the hell are you responding to strangers who text you at 2 am with lightbulb jokes?

     

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    The one in which Peter Parker was brought up not to talk to strangers but does it anyway; and hey, it's not like it goes too badly.

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    26 Jul 2018

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    The first thing the PL600’s processing unit registered upon activation was, that there was something intruding his body that did not belong there, at least according to the basic manual that had been added to his database to ensure he worked correctly as soon as his circuits were powered on.

    The following thrust, accurately hitting something deep inside of him he didn’t even know existed, made it difficult to have any other coherent thought after that.

    (Or the story in which Simon's core randomly malfunctions and he loses access to his memory disc. Right in the middle of sex. .)

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    17 Jul 2018

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    Very loosely based on this prompt from the Star Trek XI Kink meme: Chess AU. Kirk and Spock meet as kids at an intergalactic chess tournament for the Federation Planets. Spock, a discipline of the strictest rules of chess and the undefeated champion in his age group, is completely pwned by Kirk, a wild-card who gleans his talent by playing all manners of chess styles. They become heated rivals, battling each other throughout their chess "careers," which pretty much develops into UST once you toss teenage hormones into the mix. Inevitably chess is pretty much just their foreplay before they finally sit up and realize that they've fallen for each other.

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    17 Jul 2018