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    It's where i put my porn!

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    - Fuck! That is a big spider! Why the hell did I think becoming a cultivator was a good idea again?! -

    The tale of a modern-day woman's journey in the Mo Dao Zu Shi world and her quest to find a way back home. Which would be a lot easier if she wasn't-

    1) stuck in a new world full of ghosts, demons, monsters, and scheming cultivators
    2) shrunk back into a little kid again
    3) cross-dressing to evade the social norms forced on women in this era
    4) studying cultivation (because apparently farming isn't a good way to search for some interdimensional portal back to your universe)
    5) failing miserably to avoid canon

    - Is it too much to ask for me to make it out of here alive? -

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    06 Aug 2022

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    ‘To Whom it May Concern: It has come to my attention that one of your entertainment facilities in ########, ## suffered a fire early this morning. One of your animatronics, ‘Sundrop,’ survived the incident and traveled to the hospital several miles from there. I found him alone near my car after my shift. He has some minor damage to his body and while I lack a baseline for his operative functioning, he is talkative and generally pleasant. Please email or call me to arrange an appropriate pick-up time. Best, ###### #######, RN”

    “Anything you want to add, or is this okay?” I asked Sundrop.
    “Hmm….OH! Let them know that I miss my little friends SO VERY VERY MUCH and want to come back to them soon. They need me!” Sundrop scooted closer to hover over my shoulder.
    I thought for a moment and added this line to the end:

    ‘PS: Sundrop tells me that he is very concerned for the welfare of the children he attends and desires to return to his duties as soon as possible.’

    “MUCH better,” Sundrop nodded. He threw his arms around me and squeezed tight, “You write really really REALLY GOOD letters! They sound so sophisticated and official!”
    “Heh, thanks,” I wheezed, “Now please get off me. I can’t breathe!”

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    31 Jul 2022

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    He had gone to sleep with the full expectation that he could rest. When he woke up as the last son of a noble family in the Emperor's court, he knew that wasn't going to happen any time soon.

    When he finds out that he's been born into a famous xianxia novel, he's resigned. When he figures out what exactly the novel is… now, he's pissed off.

    All he wanted was nonexistence. Now he's faced with being alive, glorified magic bullshit, and a depressing lack of logic. At least the people are pretty to look at.

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    SI/OC with full knowledge of the plot is reborn into MDZS. Things... change.

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    29 Jul 2022

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    Let’s get one thing perfectly clear; They hadn’t meant to startle you. No. No, no, they certainly hadn’t meant to, hadn’t even meant to watch, to listen, it had all been an accident, some horrible accident, some lovely, sweet sounding littlea̶̡̟̭̠̱̬͍̼̥͓̦͍̠̐̇̅̂͆̋͌͛͜ͅģ̵͚̼͎̣̭̞̰̂͛̆̍̃̍̊͗̆̆͌͠ͅg̶̢̛̟̠͈͇̘͗͆͐̑͂̈́̇̕h̶̨̧̘̹̯͚̤̹̮̺̗́͐̌͘͘͝ͅͅh̷̙̖͇̉͒̔́̈͒̀͊̕ͅĥ̵̺̠̮̪̯́̇̿̍͝͠͝͠ẖ̴̗͙̔̊́h̵̰̣͓͓̪̯͔̮̼͌̀̌̂̓̌̓̔̑͒̍̚͝

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    23 Jul 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 81

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    It's not easy being the Computer of an irken who is defective.

    The Computer goes above and beyond the limits of what a Computer for an Invader should do, and he knows it.

    He knows he should alert the armada of this obvious defect.... but... well... he's grown attached to the little guy, and it honestly sounds like too much work.

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    An introspective look on the Computer's inner workings.

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    21 Jun 2022