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Arthur Knapp-shappey - interrogation specialist by Brownhairandeyes
Fandoms: Cabin Pressure, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Dec 2020
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"Mum, there's a Pirate! In the cabin! He wants me to use my learning-to-understand-people skills to talk to people."
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As old and true as the sky by Brownhairandeyes
Fandoms: Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic Park - All Media Types
20 Aug 2020
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Sometimes Owen forgets that people don't do it like that.
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The invasion of New York; continued tale of John McClane by Brownhairandeyes
Fandoms: Die Hard (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Apr 2015
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John McClane was, not to put too fine a point on it, a little annoyed when he woke from his drunken slumber to find his city was being invaded by aliens.
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The Shades is the darkest part of London, full of the things that lurk in the night, and hosts the race they call "the Great Game". Moriarty overhears Sherlock using that moniker for his little puzzles and decides to introduce him to the real thing. And who better than John Watson to be participate in the demonstration?
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"It took a while for BJ to pick up on the pattern and really notice and that factor caused him many restless nights because what if?
It took him a while to see what Hawkeye did."
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Homo Homini Lupus Est (Man Is Wolf To Man) by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 May 2020
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More than a year after the disastrous dragon hunt and its aftermath, Geralt needs rescuing, and Jaskier may be the only person who can manage to free him.
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22 Jan 2021
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15 Jan 2021
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06 Jan 2021
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Three Steps from the Sky by bunnyofnegativeeuphoria for captnsunshine
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
01 Jan 2021
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When the days shorten and the trees shrug off their rusty coats Jaskier knows it is time to head towards Oxenfurt. They are somewhere in Temeria on their way to the little village of Anchor. Any day now, Geralt will feel a particular chill in the air and instinctively steer them towards the Pontar. There, Jaskier will steel himself and make some noise about the cold or the stinginess of the crowd – a prelude to his annual soliloquy about how it is about time he heads towards the harbouring arms of the university and its candelabra’d comforts: sans dirt, sans drowner guts, and sans Witcher.
He strums his lute and sings, “Oh White Wolf, I fear if you do not hear my plea for an ear to my woe, I shall have to go bare, and just so we’re clear, my pants’ll be the first things to go.”
Roach huffs, and a coin comes sailing towards him, hitting him in the forehead.
“Fucking ow, you fuck.”
Geralt snorts. “Just tossing a coin to my barker.”
Jaskier is going to miss him so much.
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Dear Reader, I present to you a tale of love, the value of faith and communication, and quite a ridiculous amount of horse content.
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04 Jan 2021
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"Proofing, also sometimes called final fermentation, is the specific term for allowing dough to rise after it has been shaped and before it is baked."
Less than a year has passed since the final battle, and the Ministry is already up to its old tricks. Harry would very much like them to stop ignoring due process, tossing people in Azkaban, controlling the press, and menacing the populace with dementors.
He would also like, if at all possible, to bake a passable loaf of bread.
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Bookmarked by Brownhairandeyes
01 Jan 2021