Brosedshield

tea first then larceny



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    Our story takes several steps away from canon.

    Dean Winchester is an only child.

    Mary died November 2nd, 1983, but neither in a fire nor on the ceiling.

    Five-year-old Sam is deported to a concentration camp for monsters.

    But the core remains the same.

    This is a love story.

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    The words on his arm were crisp and clear, written in a rushed-looking scrawl like someone had taken a purple marker to Phil’s skin.

    So I take it that second honeymoon isn’t working out the way you’d hoped?

    Phil’s legs went out from under him and he sat down with a painful thud, all brain processes diverted to the task of staring at his arm and wondering—and wondering—

    Phil was waiting, was the thing. Not for sex—definitely not for that—but for romance, for a relationship. He knew that not every soulbond was sexual or romantic in nature, but most were, and he wanted that, wanted the kind of marriage his parents had, bound together in every possible way.
    And he was going to meet his soulmate on his second honeymoon?

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    20 Jul 2018

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    Agent Coulson’s mission is simple: fly to Amsterdam; meet up with a fake mail order bride (a member of Dutch intelligence); fake a relationship; intercept stolen weapons plans; get home in one piece. But it’s the kind of operation where everything that can go wrong does, starting with a mixup in the introduction service paperwork.

    Mercenary Hawkeye’s goal is clear: grab a temporary spouse; keep his real identity hidden; get himself and his partner back to the US; forget that whole failed mission ever happened. Unfortunately he gets more than he bargained for when his groom turns out to be perfect… and hiding a few secrets of his own.

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    13 Jun 2018

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    It’s been three years and they’re still asking.

    Of course, Arthur will tell almost anyone, it was an honour — is still an honour — to have been part of something that touched so many people this strongly, that three years since the film opened, fans continue to approach him, politely breathless, with notebooks and phones and cameras, and ask.

    “Was it true? That you didn’t notice what Merlin Emrys was doing?”

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    18 Feb 2018

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    Sidney Crosby gets hit on the head and wakes up with extra memories.

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    25 Sep 2017

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    Based on this prompt on the Daredevil Kink Meme.

    Matt and Frank have been in a serious relationship for about six months, when Maria and the kids come back to life FOR REAL, it's really them, and guaranteed to not die before old age. Matt assumes Frank's going to leave him, because why would he pick the substitute over the real thing?

    Complications, emotions, polyamory, and parenting shenanigans ensue.

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    24 Feb 2017