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  1. Public Bookmark 96

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    “Bond, tell me you have not been operating under the assumption that by pointedly not shooting your megalomaniacal, delusional foster brother you had actually managed to dismantle an entire international criminal organization—an organization, may I remind you, that was influential enough to nearly gain control of the entire security networks of nine countries, had I been a little less brilliant?”

    Or; in which Q is better at James Bond's job than James Bond and everyone knew the retirement wasn't going to stick. (But he's still upset about the fucking car.)

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    27 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    Written for the 00Q Summer Exchange.

    It’s a symbiotic relationship, Q insists whenever he wants to be a smarmy little arse and a poetic one to boot, we both benefit from it. You get a good night’s sleep and I get some company and a roof over my head.

    James has nightmares and Q is the solution.

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    20 Sep 2021

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    Dream demon Q

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    Contrary to popular rumour, it doesn't start with the kitschey souvenirs snatched from various locales around the world.

    It starts because Q rolls his eyes, and drawls, "Am I to your satisfaction then, Mr Bond?"

    And that's it. That's how it starts.

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    04 Jul 2021

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    Sugar daddy but not really?

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    In which Moneypenny despairs of her boys, no one in MI6 is the least bit sane, Bond complains to HR about MI6's workplace policies, Q insists that he is not a fainting maiden, and he might have to sleep with 007.

    Strictly for professional purposes, of course.

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    09 Jun 2021

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    Holy hell the banter is just phenomenal! Grand Supreme Kitten Overlord indeed!

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    MI6 had just been through hell. Their security had been breached, their existence called into question, and above all, M was dead.

    MI6 needed a scapegoat.

    And there he was.

    (Or: The one where Q is no one’s darling.)

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    31 May 2021

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    So freaking sad. A shame it was never finished.